Thread: Bit of a laugh

There was an old man from Leeds

That swallowed a packet of seeds

Within one hour his balls were a flower

And his ass a riot of weeds

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet her knickers all tatters an torn.
But it wasnt a spider that sat down beside her, It was little boy blue with his horn

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Too have a hankey pankey
When they got down
Out popped little Frankey