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    The Creation according to Dog

    On Day 1, God created the dog.

    On Day 2, God created man to serve the dog.

    On Day 3, God created all the other animals, as potential food for the dog.

    On Day 4, God created the tennis ball, for the dog to either fetch, or not.

    On Day 5, God created hard toil, for man to provide the needs of the dog.

    On Day 6, God created veterinary science, to be of aid to the dog, and bankrupt man.

    On Day 7, God wanted to rest, but had to walk the dog.
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    EeeBees, I am not a working dog owner and nor do I hunt over dogs but there is a truth in the above that resonates even with a family pet owner.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
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    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

 

 

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