On Day 1, God created the dog.
On Day 2, God created man to serve the dog.
On Day 3, God created all the other animals, as potential food for the dog.
On Day 4, God created the tennis ball, for the dog to either fetch, or not.
On Day 5, God created hard toil, for man to provide the needs of the dog.
On Day 6, God created veterinary science, to be of aid to the dog, and bankrupt man.
On Day 7, God wanted to rest, but had to walk the dog.
