Thread: The daft, the smart and the flat out funny shit our dogs do.

About time we had a lighter and amusing and interesting thread than some of the nasty and dumb stuff floating about.

When I have to be in the city, my big fella gets a walk to the park each day (early so as to avoid the uncontrolled handbag sized nasty things).

He squeezes out a big (1/2 kg!) poop when we get there, which is then deposited in the new clever council bin - then we do some drills, chase a stick and play tug of war with his rope for a bit, then go home again. The route we take out is a 400yd long lane to the street. We get about 300yds down it and then the pooch "needs" to poop again, like really?, so out comes the bag to collect it, only to discover it's about a tablespoon full, look around for the dog, to discover he's already a 100yds on the way back to the park. Bugger has figured out that if he holds a bit back at the start, he can then squeeze it out later, and hey presto! dad goes back to the park cause that's where bin is

So, what smart, daft or funny stuff do your pooches do?