Thread: Dodged a fate worse than death.

My beautiful wife went clothes shopping on Sunday came home with a designer garment retail $500.00 slides, thankfully it was on special but she was on pay back mode after I turned up with a new gundog, replaced my browning for a Benelli m2 on top off that buying a new hunting SUV My brownie points were are at an all time low.
After doing the usual nodding of the head yes that looks good on you, nice colour shows off the colour of your eyes no it doesn't make you look fat
It was folded up put back in the bag and left on the coffee table ... 1/2 hr. later I hear the wife scream I was having a nice snooze on the couch The paper bag was too tempting to a 10 week pup who tip toed in and dragged it outside ripped the bag too bits thankfully the dress was none the worse for wear apart from Labrador dribble