Thread: If only they could speak. . . .

Took these on recent trip to Kurow

Stars of show are Tikka aka Crazy Dog, and Horihunter(he's the one driving)


. . . . . . bloody boring. . zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



. . . . . WHOA ! did you see that hot Doberman in that truck !. .


. . watch your speed. . eyes on the road. . don't overtake here !. . . shit !. .


. . if I lie real still, he'll never know I'm here. . .


I'm sure you've got pics like this somewhere ?????

Matching haircuts - nice

haha you can see here red had tired of our conversartion and was trying to amuse himself in other ways haha

If they could speak.... I'd get all the f****g liars!!!!!!

How do you get him to stay above the blankets?LOL

I wouldn't want a talking dog!

Originally Posted by Pointer

I wouldn't want a talking dog!

Having Scooby Doo as your mate would be super cool!!

No way, the prick would always be stealing my 'scoobie snacks'!

Originally Posted by Pointer

I wouldn't want a talking dog!

yea, they will only tell your missus what you been up 2

Or give a running commentary on my shooting to anyone who will listen

Amazing what they'll do for a biscuit !

'whose a pretty dog then'. . .

Would it not be totally dreadful if they could speak our languages...the racket would be just too much...you gave him an extra biscuits, and so on and so on.... what they do communicate to us is enough!!!!

The Talking Dog


A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.

I often think that the pecking order in my house has the dog above me anyway (I am in the dog house often) so I am a nay voter (don't want dogs to talk) as the dog would probably ask me to move out.

All stories told by the dog would begin..

"And there I was out in the swamp up to me arse in alligators meanwhile my Idiot was..........