Thread: Poor pig islanders

I think as a rabbiter you are uniquely equipped to 'make auckland great again'.

Firstly, containment. You could use packs of your dogs to patrol the border, not only keeping the infestation in one place, but instantly alleviating the rest of the countries traffic problem.

Secondly, eradication. Pindone in all of Aucklands coffee sacks, creating laced lattes across the city. After you have lowered the numbers this way, follow up with your ferrets, sending them into Aucklanders' burrows at night to eat their babies while you shoot the rest as they flee. (Is Sandra Kyle an Aucklander? )

Finally, monitoring. Foot patrolling the smoking ruins of auckland and keep an eye out for any signs of reinfestation. High house prices, bad driving, expensive coffee etc.

We're counting on you Wirehunt...