Bummer no bands play concerts in banjo land. We could come down and hang with the yokels.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wirehunt
Printable View
Bummer no bands play concerts in banjo land. We could come down and hang with the yokels.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wirehunt
a] drink fuckin tea like a real manQuote:
Originally Posted by Wirehunt
b]being a transplant I don't get how many of you hillbillies kill each other on straight pieces of road.??
fuck what your problem with corners???
ive been behind some of you male/female and its like you have menstrual fits when you see anything more than a gentle curve.
c] jaffas area exception to every rule cos theyre fuckin JAFFAS.
its all that muggy wheather and being isolated in their own little enclaves.
howick ellerslie east poncevill .
haha midnight oils coming to Christchurch aint they??Quote:
Bummer no bands play concerts in banjo land. We could come down and hang with the yokels.
finally some shit that,l make sence.
''hello from the otherside''
otherside of fuckin what cook straight??
''all of me loves all of you''
john you no taller than a snake sitting on its tail and your misses is a big arse Asian chick that probablty beats your arse up every night.
I bet you scream you love her as she,s kung fu,in your short arse.
''how can we sleep when our beds are burning''
no ambiguity or false narrative there cos that's fuckin music.
the hardest part will be getting to and from the concert without getting killed by one of my corner hating straight road panicking villagers or getting stabbed and or robbed in chch.
Im with Wirehunt on this one,any city is a shithole and the bigger the city the bigger shithole it is.
I actually live in the city in the region I have lived all my life, I know the names of one st and the location of about 4 shops I may have to visit from time to time,I actively avoid going into the city at all ever if I can get away with it...good thing I got married ;)
I had to go recently to renew my firearms licence and couldn't remember where the police station was and had to google it on my phone.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pointer
best thing I have read in ....................ages and in the same thread as the best rant I have heard in a long time.
from a chap who considers a trip over the "Strait" to be international travel :D
I just just read this aloud and you've put the household into fits of laughter GSPF. Has to be quote of the night!Quote:
Originally Posted by gsp follower
Yeah she's pretty different up here in South SingaporeQuote:
Originally Posted by veitnamcam
Wirecunt :D the angry guy
So apart from one or two minor upsets, I'm glad to hear you had a good weekend......Quote:
Originally Posted by Wirehunt
B
And that is why they don't have concerts in the back waters of NZ. The musicians would have to play behind a mesh barrier
Someone should have taken you down the Family Bar that would have given you something to complain about doubt you would have gotten out of there aliveQuote:
Originally Posted by Wirehunt
Leave him alone guys. If a man wants to take his pack of foxy crosses to the Adele concert, he bloody well can!
What do I do with the whippets and pointers?
I hear there is some ginga playing in Dunners in a bit, wonder why not in the island of the pig?
Too white and ginger? :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Wirehunt
You could come back up and hunt pigs with them
the difference between auckland and a yogurt is that yogurt has an active living culture