Thread: Teaching a dog to swim

"So how do you teach a dog to swim?"
"Same as my dad taught me to swim!"
"How was that?"
"Well every morning my dad would row me out the middle of the lake and throw me overboard and I would need to flounder my way back home"
"Was that not a bit hard and dangerous?"
"Nah was a piece of cake ... only hard part was getting out of the weighted sack to start with....