how about a pistol sized safe at face height with a weak door and a very hard, spring loaded boxing glove (or brick) inside. and a trail cam for showing off at the pub later.
Liked On: 05-07-2018, 10:24 PM
Um, emery boards then! they will be horrified when their nails come out ground down to the bone!
Liked On: 05-07-2018, 10:23 PM
I just have a wee safe with some bolt actions. Seriously, if I had a large / expensive collection it would be worth the fun of rigging a cheap safe out with a few crappy thin wood screws fixing it...
Liked On: 05-07-2018, 10:20 PM
veitnamcam Now, how DO you hide something that you can't hide? Make it look like something else.
Liked On: 05-07-2018, 10:18 PM
So am I the only one that puts the key in a slice of dog roll and feeds it to the Great Dane? It's a shit of a job cleaning the key when you need it though.
Liked On: 05-07-2018, 10:15 PM
I assumed (yes the mother of all fuck ups) that one could not gain access to the lock/batteries/electronics from the outside.....doesn't seem very secure compared to a key. However even a "E" safe...
Liked On: 05-07-2018, 10:15 PM
decoy safe with grenade rigged inside.
Liked On: 05-07-2018, 10:14 PM
What do you do when the electronic lock runs out of sparks?
Liked On: 05-07-2018, 10:13 PM
Feed the spit ring around the Prince Albert when goin for that new years skinny dip with a few friends or doing a few laps at the pool ?
Liked On: 05-07-2018, 10:13 PM
Always have them on me. Car and front door key are a separate set so they aren't a total pain and don't smash around everywhere when hanging from ignition or trying to get in the front door with shit...
Liked On: 05-07-2018, 10:12 PM
I think that's a good question. I've tried and thought about various options, but wasn't comfortable with any of them and I'm sure the law wouldn't be to impressed if it all went wrong. I keep them...
Liked On: 05-07-2018, 10:11 PM
Put them in the girlfriends handbag. There'l be so much junk in there that no bastard will ever find them.
Liked On: 05-07-2018, 10:11 PM
Inside the safe.. But seriously, hide the safe in the first place, never mind the keys!
Liked On: 05-07-2018, 10:11 PM
I have my keys on me whenever I am away from home.
Liked On: 05-07-2018, 10:10 PM
Trust me, it was as insincere as can be. It was case of him being FORCED to hold the meetings as he'd be told by the minister to do so. I suspect that the "improved customer service experiences" will...
Liked On: 30-06-2018, 10:49 PM