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    I had one climb through the bath room window and fall into the bath in the middle of the night. Noise of the scratching woke me up. BIG water rat , I grabbed the cat and chucked in in the bath, but no way was he having it on, was out he door and gone. So I got a big plastic bag and a stick, held the bag open one end of the bath and poked the rat with the stick, he ran into the bag. Now he's the trick, start swinging the bag round and round, centrifugal force is a handi weapon, and go find a conc path, wack wack wack until plenty of blood! Then bin it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    I had one climb through the bath room window and fall into the bath in the middle of the night. Noise of the scratching woke me up. BIG water rat , I grabbed the cat and chucked in in the bath, but no way was he having it on, was out he door and gone. So I got a big plastic bag and a stick, held the bag open one end of the bath and poked the rat with the stick, he ran into the bag. Now he's the trick, start swinging the bag round and round, centrifugal force is a handi weapon, and go find a conc path, wack wack wack until plenty of blood! Then bin it
    That is resourceful Maca49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    I had one climb through the bath room window and fall into the bath in the middle of the night. Noise of the scratching woke me up. BIG water rat , I grabbed the cat and chucked in in the bath, but no way was he having it on, was out he door and gone. So I got a big plastic bag and a stick, held the bag open one end of the bath and poked the rat with the stick, he ran into the bag. Now he's the trick, start swinging the bag round and round, centrifugal force is a handi weapon, and go find a conc path, wack wack wack until plenty of blood! Then bin it
    Food for thought there maca

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    Quote Originally Posted by P38 View Post
    Hahahaha

    Be bloody carefull Seano this may end in tears.

    My cousin when he was about 11yrs old saw a ferret run into the washouse.
    He grabbed his dads 410 and a couple of rounds and snuck up on it blasting it through the doorway while it was up against the opposite wall.
    He got the Ferret all right but said opposite wall got peppered with shot and behind said wall was the bathroom.
    The old cast iron bath also got peppered and big hunks of enamel were missing from the inside of the bath as a result.

    It was fair to say Words where said and belt buckles were loosened and Micheal wasn't allowed out to play after school for some years after this. He also got really good at doing chores around the house too for some reason.

    The lesson learned here is
    "Never leave a Firearm and ammunition where a child or any unauthorised person can get to it" and
    "Always check your firing zone before pulling the trigger".

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    All good Pete,Im not really planning on going all "BlackOps" during the night, just a figure of speech.Think ill leave the Field rats to the cat..we currently getting about 2-3 a week lately bought into house by cat ... always left whole ..sometimes a bit of a bleed out.As for the rabbits they bring in .. usually its just the guts, ears and tail left over ..always a nice surprise for the morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Big rat. Interesting how cats leave them for you to clean up.
    Story my life Rushy ... guess that's why they call me "The HouseBitch" Around home ... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by seano View Post
    All good Pete,Im not really planning on going all "BlackOps" during the night, just a figure of speech.Think ill leave the Field rats to the cat..we currently getting about 2-3 a week lately bought into house by cat ... always left whole ..sometimes a bit of a bleed out.As for the rabbits they bring in .. usually its just the guts, ears and tail left over ..always a nice surprise for the morning
    Seano

    Wait till they bring home a frog to play with.

    Man do those things scream when they are being attacked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seano View Post
    All good Pete,Im not really planning on going all "BlackOps" during the night, just a figure of speech.Think ill leave the Field rats to the cat..we currently getting about 2-3 a week lately bought into house by cat ... always left whole ..sometimes a bit of a bleed out.As for the rabbits they bring in .. usually its just the guts, ears and tail left over ..always a nice surprise for the morning
    If you do black ops make sure you put your running legs on First?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    If you do black ops make sure you put your running legs on First?
    List...
    Running Legs
    Muzzle ... For the Rat NOT Me ... lol ..depending on who your talking to
    poking stick
    pak n slave bag
    What have I forgotten ...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by seano View Post
    List...
    Running Legs
    Muzzle ... For the Rat NOT Me ... lol ..depending on who your talking to
    poking stick
    pak n slave bag
    What have I forgotten ...?
    Toilet door

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    Caught two mice today...two down thousands to go...
    ...amitie, respect mutuel et amour...

    ...le beau et le bon, cela rime avec Breton!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by EeeBees View Post
    Caught two mice today...two down thousands to go...
    Stewed,poached, fried,casseroled, microwaved, lots of ways to cook em, so plenty of stock no prob.

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    brother sent me photos of mice in plague proportions in SA (Aust) ... simply crazy!!
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    ...le beau et le bon, cela rime avec Breton!...

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    I leave permanent poison laid in my shed in Taupo and they go thru it, always set traps in Tauranga start very winter. Had 4 this yr

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    Oooops, forgot kehabs....you could do at least four per skewer!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by seano View Post
    Food for thought there maca
    That'll be 'one in ten'........seano.......
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