Thread: trapping pukekos

Originally Posted by 6x47

I've got no time for pooks. One of them destroved a kidney grille in an M5 Beemer I had at the time, cost a heap to fix.

Could have replaced the kidney grille from your BMW with a cheap toaster from Briscoes - they look the same

Originally Posted by 6x47

I've got no time for pooks. One of them destroved a kidney grille in an M5 Beemer I had at the time, cost a heap to fix.

I bet the Beemer was going faster than the pook was, so I reckon that makes it the Beemers fault

I don't blame deer for destroying my bullets

A fair analysis
The little bastard was lurking and shot out a gap and caught me out

I had a duck fly into the front of my van just above the windscreen while I was doing 100km/h. Hit with such a bang and a mess I thought the screen had cracked. Turned out it had just shit itself but didn't see it on the road on the way home. Saw the feekin thing coming from about 50m out. Took a decent chip of paint off too. Made me want to go out and shoot a few ducks.

Hit a cock pheasant on the last family holiday trip at about 80kmh, hit was hard enough to put a big crack across the windscreen. Was really looking forward to writing an explanation for the insurance claim about the cock that jumped up and smashed it but never got the chance, the claim was all done online with no box for an explanation