Thread: Weird hare behaviour

so there i was driving home and i ran over a hare, as soon as i stopped the mrs jumped out of the car and sprinkled some liquid on it and it came back to life
i said what the hell was that?
she replied hair restorer
as we drove home later the same hare was sitting upright flapping around its front paw

wtf???

she said " it was for permanent wave"

Originally Posted by gonetropo

so there i was driving home and i ran over a hare, as soon as i stopped the mrs jumped out of the car and sprinkled some liquid on it and it came back to life
i said what the hell was that?
she replied hair restorer
as we drove home later the same hare was sitting upright flapping around its front paw

wtf???

she said " it was for permanent wave"

What a ‘Dad’ joke!

I hate having the walking disease bags running around
every one I shoot seems to be riddled with ticks or something equally disgusting

https://youtu.be/wVN4PRLrpsA

Years ago on a training run I just crested a rise to see a low flying hawk. Then I saw why, it was chasing a hare along the road not far in front of me. It had 2 failed goes at nabbing it. They both ran out of road as they hit the T intersection and the hare went straight ahead into the scrub and next thing a crash as the highly focussed hawk did the same. I got there just as the hawk was disentangling itself and exited stage right empty clawed.

I like them, they seem intelligent at times and have a curious nature.
I stopped shooting them years ago after an incident that made me feel terrible. They do seem very prone to ticks , sometimes with hundreds of the horrible things all over them.

Unusual behaviour fairly common in the 'silly season' - mating! Bucks engage in all sorts of antics round the paddock.

Very common for hares to run up to spotlight too - happens all the time with us. We actually have a rule - if the bunny runs right up to you in the light, and you can reach down and pick him up, then we all wish him well and let him go. Catch and release!! Only two so far..

i once saw a hundred of the furry critters line up and walk backwards

guess it was a receding hare line

Originally Posted by gonetropo

i once saw a hundred of the furry critters line up and walk backwards

guess it was a receding hare line

Again groan....what a Dad joke!

Originally Posted by Finnwolf

Again groan....what a Dad joke!

i'm not a dad and never will be
children rank alongside dancing and vege as far as i am concerned.

Originally Posted by gonetropo

i'm not a dad and never will be
children rank alongside dancing and vege as far as i am concerned.

Well you sure as hell have the ‘gift of the dad’ when it comes to jokes!

Deleted due to stupid double post.

i met a useless magician, he couldnt even pull a rabbit out of a hat so he pulled a hare out of his bum

Last year we planted a bunch of steep gullies in pines, at the back of the farm. Naturally we began hare patrols. I managed to tip a mum and dad over at 200ish, so the wife wanted to go check them out. Mum was Very pregnant. So an autopsy was requested. a line of five baby hares were lined up in the conveyer belt of life. She unwrapped one "oh its sooooo cute" clears its mouth of mucus and gives a wee blow. Bugger me it pops to life and then stares at us accusingly.

Apparently they are the worlds worst parents. Just leave the elvers to their own devices for most of the day, and hope they can find them at the end of the day.

my best hare shot (and never to probably repeated) 983m.
dont know where i hit it as it kind of vapourised under the impact of a 140 gr nosler out the end of a 7mmRM