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Thread: What little pesties did you bowl over today?

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    bloody good to see those furry wee aussie bastards gettin a hiding.about 30yrs ago remeber shooting 4 on a landlords farm.late afternoon tookme trusty wee stirling.22 and dog -off for a strollafter bunnies.just at end of cowshed ramp and bugger me days out hurtles a petite wee possum doe -horny as.stopped on log up goes arse in zooms boyfriend hops on thrusts it in BANG
    smack in the lughole he falls off -
    bugger me in zooms mate and plugs in -two grunts
    BANG
    shes a little concerned at this but whoa heres bigboy (a big sliver grey) -he nearly flattened her-she sqwauked and stirling replied
    That fucked that idea.
    by this time she's highly pissed and roars up the old willow sits up and gives me a gobful
    stirling had the last laugh.
    unbeknowns to me landlord was working in the milking shed and hearing my first shot poked his head out.
    reckons its the best bit of entertainment hed seen for a while.!
    .303 is also good tucker -if you like furry fertiliser spread about. yeah180gn roundnose slugs are a little overkill!

    Ishot many on that farm.another night 9/10over the yardarm missus c/otwo bastrds scrapping in a fruit tree outside our window.staggered into gun room -grabbed .22sx2and shotty and emptied the fucking lot out the open window. dunno what killed em -sight of a skinny white boy in tiny undies ,or the bloody hail of lead.
    anyhow -no leaves left on the tree and no possums plus again an amused landlord.
    ah those were the days eh!
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    WTF, on outdoors with Geoff a wee boy passed up shooting some deer to take out a Bull???
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    I'd shoot a bull over a deer if I had the chance

    Never shot a bull before
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    Few hamburgers I guess.. Screw that though, Veni is much more tasty
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post
    I'd shoot a bull over a deer if I had the chance

    Never shot a bull before
    I reckon a young kid would pick the biggest animal every time.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dougie View Post
    WTF, on outdoors with Geoff a wee boy passed up shooting some deer to take out a Bull???
    bugger that would rather take out a deer then a bull
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    A bull would keep that crock pot hummin for a year straight tho. A lot of gravy beef on a full grown beast.

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    now dougie admit it -youd have lassoed that there bull and thrown the leg over then ridden the bugger into the dirt! dougies motto -scared of no man and bugger all ladies.
    hows those cadets den momma??-BTW ya should take em out -point out the bull and say theres ya next meal -remember work as a team....ps your latest selfie wont impress that fella.
    PM me some time-may have a wee something for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kotuku View Post
    now dougie admit it -youd have lassoed that there bull and thrown the leg over then ridden the bugger into the dirt! dougies motto -scared of no man and bugger all ladies.
    hows those cadets den momma??-BTW ya should take em out -point out the bull and say theres ya next meal -remember work as a team....ps your latest selfie wont impress that fella.
    PM me some time-may have a wee something for you.
    What last selfie?

    My kids are doing good, they are doing some cool drills now and slowly learning that my time is expensive..a press up a second, some might say But yeah they are great. They have a couple bush missions coming up and we're hoping to get them out for a straight five day ex in the summer.
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    But he did it with a bow which was a great shot although you cannot get a real perspective on distance on television...first TV I have watched in ages...thought the trickery on the ITM fishing was good
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    @EeeBees I normally despise that show but tonight was pretty good, had it on in the back ground. Where the heck was that deer shooting though??? It looked like a bloody deer farm. I didn't like the canned gun noise played over the footage.. The bow hunting kid and his grand pappy were pretty cute though.


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    While everyone was watching the rugby I had to go and check the stock

    Anyway I snipered this big hare.In the neighbours (hare paddock) We get shit loads in there.

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    I paced it out at 150 paces but you long legged buggers might do it in 50 paces.

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    Now hanging ready for butchery in the morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dougie View Post
    @EeeBees I normally despise that show but tonight was pretty good, had it on in the back ground. Where the heck was that deer shooting though??? It looked like a bloody deer farm. I didn't like the canned gun noise played over the footage.. The bow hunting kid and his grand pappy were pretty cute though.


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    @Dougie, I agree...! Am I right in thinking they were culling hinds?
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    DD that hare paddock got a nice name!
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    EBs yeah they must have been, there were a shitload of deer there. What was with the camo hankies on their faces??!

    I thought it was weird that "it didn't work out" for them to shoot the bazillion stags. They must not have paid enough for that


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