Thread: What little pesties did you bowl over today?

For you farmy types if you pick up a 20liter of drench or whatever that will be very close to 20kg, simarlly a 10 liter bucket of something (paint perhaps?) that will be close to 10kg.
Just to help those weight guesstimates

If that cat weighs 15 kg then those rabbits in the photo are at least 12 kg half the size of a lamb, if that was the case the farmers would be happy to farm rabbits instead of sheep

good yarn there @viper

Here’s a 200lb goat I shot yesterday...



Nah. Stop it. Sorry fellas. Anyway back to exterminating pesties, its been a shithouse day so far up in the Ruapehu dustrict but the sun’s just come out and tomorrow and Tuesday look like they might behave themselves, so it’ll be hard out on the goats, last chance before lambing. They’re lower now, little groups of them in 4s and 5s tucked away in the gullies. Got four yesterday with the trusty .243 on a shortish walk down the bottom of the spurs, if the weather still looks ok tomorrow night I’ll fly camp up on the bushline and lug my varmint contour Creedmoor 6.5 up the hill for a bit of longer range action. It’s a walk an unfit overweight middle aged bloke only wants to do once every now and then, with that 13½lb rifle and an overnighter pack. But its bloody worth the pain, the Creedmoor rifle and scope are really dialled in now and clean bowls goats from afar.

Right that's it....WAR......I am now going to buy scales to carry with me........ Your guys fault , I got to explain now to the wife the scales are for weighing any big Pussy I score.
If it ends in divorce I am will be coming to stay.

Originally Posted by viper

Right that's it....WAR......I am now going to buy scales to carry with me........ Your guys fault , I got to explain now to the wife the scales are for weighing any big Pussy I score.
If it ends in divorce I am will be coming to stay.

Make sure you have them set on kilos if digital

To the doubters, the non believers and all those that fucked with my story...................shame on you fuckers..... 15 - 20 kg Pffffffffttt
This is a REAL picture cause it was on the internet so it must be true.

Ohhhhh , check your scales are in Kilo's,........ohhhhh good yarn Viper................ohhhh your optimistic................

Check it and believe bitches.

I just got the feral moggey posing with the big calibre

Either that's a big bullet Dundee or one hell of a small pussy

22mm

why would any of you jokers not let a little bit of Sttttttttretch truth ruin a good yarn

One coon from the cliff top.

Originally Posted by Dundee

22mm

"22mm" Pussy or bullet ….?

Originally Posted by hotbarrels

"22mm" Pussy or bullet ….?

Its a big bullet and the feral moggey is growing everyday.
22mm, mercator knife and .22

Originally Posted by Badbootboy

Shit that's a big bullet! are you driving around the hills in an army tank Dundee?

I’d say someone had a play on a lathe

Originally Posted by Gapped axe

why would any of you jokers not let a little bit of Sttttttttretch truth ruin a good yarn

I guess stretching the truth an inch or 2 is acceptable but 1 or 2 km's is just a tad too far Still it's good to read it all the same, at least someones getting out there doing it so good on you @viper