Thread: anyone had the snip?

Pretty sure Neckshot is a stare after having all the boys.

Originally Posted by Dundee

Pretty sure Neckshot is a stare after having all the boys.

Well Mr Dundee you aren't a stare you are a wuss lol.

yes that's right ......................after the job is done just have a bag of pee's to put on your deflated nut's and a dozen piss to drihk and youll be right as rain at work the next day mate.

Easier for you than ya bride. Do it, and no more worries

No problem at all. Nothing changes except you just become "all river, and no fish".

Truth is, sterilization is a big op for a women and nothing for a man. They have the babies and put up with a lot grief being a women. Its the least we can do.

I hear where your CUMMING from

worked for me. Swollen up like 2 purple tennis balls, kids jumped on my lap the next day. Had the op done 22nd Dec, so spent Christmas on the sofa. Dr said I had to make sure I had 12 weeks after op to clean out the tubes - then told the Mrs either she helped or left me to it. The look on her face was priceless.

Think id rather go out intact.
Aint to keen to have someone mess with my tackle.
Still gota do what works for you
Id rather hide out on stewart island and cover my ears.
Bit of a balls up really

Originally Posted by Larrakin

Think id rather go out intact.

I am with you on that

With #2 rat on the way the wife was joking about this today

Well this will make you piss yourself boys.Its true you give a sample after 4 weeks or 12 weeks cant remember but I live in Dannevirke so we could send our sample's by Blood bank deliveries so they were 12pm and 4pm .So any way I had just had an op on my right thumb so had to do the bizo with my left wich was proving difficul,t on top of that it was ten to four and I was struggling to get the sample and it was about 30deg temp that day lloooll im laughing just writing this.Any way after a lot of sweat and swearing llllooolll omg I got there then bolted out the door running like a burglar to get the sample 5 mins down the road!!!!!!!...............I made it wheeeew the lady at the bank laughed her tits off asking why I was sweating so hard I told here id been running for an hr

Most of the comments have had me in fits of laughter, thankfully I am still only Young but have first due in 14 weeks

The boss got done and asked if it mattered if the sample was mixed with saliva.
One of his favorite lines when asked if it changed anything is "apparently it tastes sweeter do you want a taste?"

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fark sake Just checking............yep still here

Can't speak about the snip, no one is getting near my unmentionables with knife, however if the doctor utters the dreaded words "just imagine having a poo in reverse" run like hell cause while your brain is trying to comprehend the logistics of that they will bloody get ya