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    Quote Originally Posted by moonhunt View Post
    Always said i would never do it, 4 kids later i said to my mate i would go in with him ( he had a reversal ) that bought me two more years haha
    Anyhow i am a big pussy when it comes to needles and that sterilization smell at the docs or hospitals and i remembered a pill i was given before one of my hernia ops,
    had me on cloud nine, so at our consult i said to doc im not doing it unless you give me one of those pills again, first request he ever had but wasnt a problem
    So,on cloud nine again, snip snip back at work on monday (Fri snip) doc recons i was his best patent ever, never had any problems, never got tested, but it works
    After four kidsand the snip you still didn't get test!!!!!...... aftermy four kidsand then passing my test I still blew a few loads over the missus back to be extra vigilant
    Last edited by Neckshot; 25-08-2013 at 10:38 PM. Reason: fucken smart fone is dumb
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    Rolling around on the floor!!!! To much info!!!
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    Do what ya want! Ya will anyway.

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    I might try that lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    Rolling around on the floor!!!! To much info!!!
    +fecking one geeeze
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dundee View Post
    Pretty sure Neckshot is a stare after having all the boys.
    Well Mr Dundee you aren't a stare you are a wuss lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neckshot View Post
    I still blew a few loads over the missus back to be extra vigilant
    Bwahhaaahaaa, sprayin' the welcome mat, on yer Neckers!
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    Need some help Mrs DD, can I send some blades?.
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    I'm "that guy" tonight lol.hey he wants to know what its all about so keep it real aye

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    If you don't want to get it done you are a soft cock

    One of the best things I've done

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    Tahr put it best - look at the female plumbing then look at the male plumbing and it's the most sensible choice.
    All those guys who say they're a "whole man" - pfft total sooks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiwi Greg View Post
    One of the best things I've done
    Yup!!! Such consideration for humanity on the whole as well
    Do what ya want! Ya will anyway.

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    Well the missus asked for me to get it done so I said only if youget freaky on me more
    She said of course so I said sweet and booked it in.........
    Fuckn sucked in again!!!!! That little bullshit costme 5hundy.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    Yup!!! Such consideration for humanity on the whole as well
    You are such a funny prick Dave

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    Thats a bit of money just to get it cut. What happened to ole kiwi diy?

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    And the reward is once the peas thaw you can eat em
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