Thread: anyone had the snip?

Originally Posted by 308

No I was saying that being a man is more than just ya dick

And saying you should be immune from any criticism just cos you were in the armed forces is the sort of sad sorry shit that North Americans say - you are hiding behind patriotism and that is, as the quote goes, the last refuge of the scoundrel.

I'm not saying that you've gotta be a real man to get the slice, not at all. I'm saying that guys who say that they are a real man cos they haven't had it are stupid - I have heard this from a guy who was genuinely worried that getting it done would take away his "killer instinct" WTF? If a guy is so bound up with his cock being the only thing that makes him a man then that is a highway to wankertown

Yea arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics - even if you win you are still retarded

Did you fail a basic or something?
Its all tounge in cheek mate. Its just a laugh and I couldnt care less either way. I am too old and useless to care if I am a soft cock or not.
I am North American by birth as well.

Originally Posted by R93

No you were not. However you were trained by us. It must count for something. 1 RNZIR has always had a strap on, SOP.

There called officers

Originally Posted by 308

No I was saying that being a man is more than just ya dick

Just fyi, I'm pretty sure they don't chop off your dick...hahahaha!

This thread is amazing!! Neckshot wearing a dildo! ahhhhhhhahahah!!!

Originally Posted by Dougie

Just fyi, I'm pretty sure they don't chop off your dick...hahahaha!

This thread is amazing!! Neckshot wearing a dildo! ahhhhhhhahahah!!!

Haha guess it depends on how much shit you give them before that Opp and if the cheque bounces

Oh yeah if you wanna know what it's actually like - I got the "bush doctor" procedure where they tie ya knob to ya t-shirt with a rubber band to keep it out of the way then a quick cut to the vas deferens.(Local anaesthetic first)
Cut the tube and cauterise each end and you're done. I was paranoid that it would make it not work so I was humping the same night but I'm a fast healer - a mate of mine who had the procedure recently had swelling and found the whole rigmarole a bit like the flu - a bastard but ya get past it. He's the minority and I know 7 guys who've had it.

Girlfriend at the time missed her period and said she was gonna keep it if it was a kid so I went and got the cut. Funnily enough we're not together anymore.

The only surprise that I found was that I regretted it less than I thought I would

One biological point to make is that your sperm is actually not much by volume of what load you blow (about 2% from memory) so your jism is practically the same - it doesn't turn green or anything

Haha green spunk would be badass...... "Hulk just made jizz on face!"...... that would be me signing off before rolling over and going to sleep

I had it done in Switzerland. Walk in friday morning walk out middayish.

The worst thing was standing at the bus stop in -5degrees on monday morning.

I did notice decreased sex drive for the first two years after .. but its all ops normal now.

Definitely worth it .. easy step for me to take and it meant the missus could stop taking the horrible hormones ...

I have had my right Gonad removed and out of hospital the next day so having the snip will be easy peasy in my books.

I agree 300minmag. I had the same as 308 above with the scalpel and quarterizer. Op at 1pm Friday, back at work later that afternoon. No issues. What is all the fuss about? Honestly worse digging out a splinter!

have you had a splinter in your ball bag?

GM same as sliding down a 40 foot razor blade using your balls as stoppers, no pain eh

Originally Posted by sakokid

have you had a splinter in your ball bag?

Only in the hands for some reason, they're a tad soft.

Originally Posted by Maca49

GM same as sliding down a 40 foot razor blade using your balls as stoppers, no pain eh

Aye the easy DIY job. Practice jumping over a razor wire security fence.

thanks guys for all your input. It has been intresting to say the least. not sure what I am going to do yet, it just seems a shame to destroy my top quality life giving superb tasting semen. think I will go and have a stiff....drink.

Did you shoot the load right back at ya