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    Its not that hard to train your body to shit at the same time every day which for me is 6am. Took me 6 weeks to change my body clock sitting on the bog at 6am every day for 6 weeks.

    It sure beats using portaloos on construction sites
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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy Jack View Post
    Its not that hard to train your body to shit at the same time every day which for me is 6am. Took me 6 weeks to change my body clock sitting on the bog at 6am every day for 6 weeks.

    It sure beats using portaloos on construction sites
    yeah mine likes 7am which is fine n dandy UNTILL boss wants me to start work at 06;30.....get to work,start truck,and NEED TO GO NOW...so have to drive back 4kms into town to find public loo....
    sleeping in till 8am isnt so flash either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 7mmwsm View Post
    To answer your question. No, bears don't always shit in the woods.
    Here's a picture of one my daughter took while hunting in Canada. If you look closely it is in the process of crapping. And it's not in the woods.
    But I agree on the subject. Very annoying. Especially where others are likely to encounter it. Takes minimal effort to cover.Attachment 165420
    Yes it looks like the bears need more training so that they know that they are now required to shit in the woods it is quite clear that not all bears know that this is a now a requirement.
    But to bring this legislation into act you may find that bears that do not have access to said woods will be rather upset. At this time may I also point out that bears that do have access to said woods might be rather pissed to find outsider bears coming to shit "In There Woods" thus creating a flash point for conflict. (Look at Goldie Locks let this not happen again)

    Also there is enough going on these days in said woods with out adding Flashers to the mix. I mean all bears really want to do is have a shit in peace, no?
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    Another topic for inclusion into the primary school curriculum?? Gotta start em young if their mums and dads are too thoughtless to lead the way by example.

    Used to be, this sort of thing was just part of growing up. Now there are so few people exposed to a rural way of life that simply don't know. Having said that i live rurally, and the shit I see on the sides of the roads here is not dropped by tourists. Its locals and/or rural workers.

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    WTS NZ Forestry it became a joke to take a dump cover it then place the toilet paper off to one side; the desired result prompted much laughter and jeering from fellow woodies. It all finished, one day pouring with rain, trapped in the Gang Bus with a prick with shit on his boots, kinda puts you off your sandwiches.

 

 

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