Couple of mates of mine spent a few days in the bush culling goats with a well known DOC contract culling guy and gal team who shall remain nameless. My mates found the guy sitting next to a nanny he had just slotted, gnawing on her titties. They're like "Oh, just havin' a slurp of fresh milk, um, very refreshing, um you won't tell the guys back in Auckland will yer.....?" Fuckin' classic.
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