Thread: How not to kill a cow

Originally Posted by kotuku

having spent a little time pondering this discussion id venture two offer two final observations-
my opponent proclaimed he "knew some mental health nurses".......... well ive known "some arseholes" in my time ,but Im not a proctologist
If hindsight is such a wonderful thing..why arent dont we have eyes in our bumcheeks

Because we prefer to have foresight

Originally Posted by 7mmsaum

Because we prefer to have foresight

so do firearms but one doesnt see them verbally bashing the shit out of each other.

Originally Posted by kotuku

having spent a little time pondering this discussion id venture two offer two final observations-
my opponent proclaimed he "knew some mental health nurses".......... well ive known "some arseholes" in my time ,but Im not a proctologist
If hindsight is such a wonderful thing..why arent dont we have eyes in our bumcheeks

Know, not knew. I'd merely had enough of you leaping down people's throats. Maybe the meds comment was a bit misguided (boohoo) but only a mad prick uses that many full stops.

ok so now youre the forum grammar policeman .you whinge like a bitch about my posts but less than a week ago you actually liked em .heres me thinking ambivalence is the domain of politicians -maybe im mistaken .as for your comments re my professional persona you dont know shit from clay mate, you wouldnt know me for a bar of soap so get over yourself
i was quite happy to leave the matter there but no youve got to come back shagnasty as ever.
those last comments were a generalisation but you took it personally ????sense of humour you so fondly espouse
others will get tired of this so Ill offer the olive branch big boy-lets just agree to disagree and leave it there .capiche?

Originally Posted by kotuku

i was quite happy to leave the matter there

You said that in this post already, but you just keep on going me old mate. I'm just putting you on the ignore list, as a few people have told me they already do with you. Ta ta

If I was the cop I would have spear tackled that cow gutted it with my bare hands turned it into grand angus burgers on the street and shared them with everyone. But we cant all be as cool as me

Originally Posted by Toby

If I was the cop I would have spear tackled that cow gutted it with my bare hands turned it into grand angus burgers on the street and shared them with everyone. But we cant all be as cool as me

Toby that is by far the best post so far on this topic. Unfortunately I cant "Like" it as doing so may make your head explode.

Originally Posted by Toby

If I was the cop I would have spear tackled that cow gutted it with my bare hands turned it into grand angus burgers on the street and shared them with everyone. But we cant all be as cool as me

Bro we all no you'd of forgotten your knife

Originally Posted by BRADS

Bro we all no you'd of forgotten your knife

Hence the bare hands my nigga!!! I should get like a knife implant on my finger haha

Originally Posted by Toby

If I was the cop I would have spear tackled that cow gutted it with my bare hands turned it into grand angus burgers on the street and shared them with everyone. But we cant all be as cool as me

You'd only have gutted it with your bare hands cause you forgot your fucking knife

Bugger. @BRADS beat me to the punchline

oh to sit on the fence and criticise they are usually in a no win situation from the start they are useless if they don't do anything they are useless if they do do something and I bet all the cop bashers are either cops themselves or right now applying to join up so they can show us all how it should be done

now if the fire brigade was called instead , we could have driven over the mad cow ... as for the hard jobs you all have , you know you want to be in the fire service , everyone loves the fire service .... even your girlfriends and wives , and I guess your boyfriends

Originally Posted by stumpy

now if the fire brigade was called instead , we could have driven over the mad cow ... as for the hard jobs you all have , you know you want to be in the fire service , everyone loves the fire service .... even your girlfriends and wives , and I guess your boyfriends

Haha you're dreaming, however I do wish that we could sleep during nightshift if nothing is happening or get paid to go running and keep fit, I have to do all of that before work starts.

Every firefighter wants to be a cop I reckon.

hey I'm in fire, and not every one loves me, must be not so flash in the Rural Fire sector I guess, no Calendars here

I would want to be the dog handler , ... never seems to do the mountain of paperwork that the beat cop does , runs down the offender , hands over to PC job done , play with dog ... now that's the life .... you also forgot that we clean and service our cars at work too , and I stripped all the craftsman doors from my house at work one Christmas ... was a hell of a job , lead paint everywhere,