Thread: Huge psycho pig needs to die....Thames

Mr Spook! Beam me up Scotty!

Originally Posted by Mauser308

Bro, hook a brother up! I'm just down the road...

With all due respects intended please get to know me in person first and I would consider it, no offence intended I have taken people with me before on private land in south waikato that I have access to for pigs and possums and never been invited out to their spots in return or even heard from them so I am now very very picky on who I hook up for nonpublic areas that I have access to because of it.

Originally Posted by Mauser308

It's not a question of calibre, it's more a case of how close do you dare to get to the rampaging Mr Piggy. That (distance from the recipient) will largely dictate the size of the lump of copper and lead you need to throw.

If you are keen to try the bayonet thing Mr Spook, can I suggest you obtain the services of a competent film crew (purely for educational purposes mind) and notify the Darwin Awards Committee of the possibility of them receiving a nomination!

Com'on, it's a 100 kg pig...hardly "huge" and as for being physco, all pigs have an attitude. A good man and good dogs will take it out.

Hmmm...Have to help mum clean out her shed tues and wed in thames.

A late evening and early morning wander with my Bow might be in order ? Id prefer to take the 9.3 but its pretty built up around that way..

Originally Posted by Spook

Com'on, it's a 100 kg pig...hardly "huge" and as for being physco, all pigs have an attitude. A good man and good dogs will take it out.

Agreed, but a handful of not so good men and young dogs could be easy work for for a good boar. And in my experience there is plenty of both.... Blokes keen as to give it a go and who will find themselves in the shit and their hounds pay the price ... Believe me I wouldn't be putting my hand up for this task with even if I had my best pack ( gone now) 200 lb is a big pig and yes they are talked up dog killers etc but if he's living handy he may well have seen a lot of action and not avoiding human contact, in my humble opinion bait and shoot him before some one try's hand feeding it or something similar. Or he becomes a problem .

If that post was pertaining to nelson in the morning every park within 3km of it would be full of hiluxes with dog boxes on the back and the pig would be smothered by 1000 dogs on top of it, and it would probably all be eaten by the time anyone got there

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Originally Posted by veitnamcam

If that post was pertaining to nelson in the morning every park within 3km of it would be full of hiluxes with dog boxes on the back and the pig would be smothered by 1000 dogs on top of it, and it would probably all be eaten by the time anyone got there

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No Veitnamcam dog control would have bring rung about the trail barkers... 500 dogs would have being stolen and later recovered in Australia, SIS would be down and confiscated 250 sets of tracking gear... Two bitches would be pregnant and there would have being at least four punch ups. 10 blokes would have being trespassed and 40 mates would have accused each other hunting their block...you know just a normal Saturday.

contact hans kriek ,the spokesman for SAFE.Im sure he d come down sit down and hear piggies side of the story ,then move himout somewhere else ,whilst all those horrible pig hunter types watch on.Hans is a dutch vegetarian- so piggy could feel right at home smelling carrots on the others breath,not rancid cruelly taken pork!

Originally Posted by stingray

No Veitnamcam dog control would have bring rung about the trail barkers... 500 dogs would have being stolen and later recovered in Australia, SIS would be down and confiscated 250 sets of tracking gear... Two bitches would be pregnant and there would have being at least four punch ups. 10 blokes would have being trespassed and 40 mates would have accused each other hunting their block...you know just a normal Saturday.

Classic stingray , but only 4 punch ups really

Originally Posted by Spook

Fuck that...being a forum "do", I mean...it would take ten pages just sorting the calibre, barrel length and type, length and type, and who supplies the suppressor...then what breed of vehicle...what tyres would most suit town hunting...then there's the dogs...which bitch to breed to what dog...the long wait for the pups...naming the pups will take another ten pages...and the knife...another four pages...the sheath for the knife...fuck, it just goes on forever...of course 1080 would sort it out...another book length topic.

mean while the piggy dies of old age....

Oh FFS someone call 0800 @moonhunt problem solved.

Originally Posted by veitnamcam

If that post was pertaining to nelson in the morning every park within 3km of it would be full of hiluxes with dog boxes on the back and the pig would be smothered by 1000 dogs on top of it, and it would probably all be eaten by the time anyone got there

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So another great boar story in the making. I am always sorry when the pig like this is caught because the town dies a little when he has met his end

Hunters talk deep into the night with their hands clasped around stubbies and set out with a bounce in their step in the early morning with dogs at foot. The dear old fox terrier belonging to Old Misses Jones stops for a piss on the edge of the park and he bristles up and walks stiff legged all the way home looking over his shoulder and she mutters she should take him to the vet.

Young teenage girls on the way to school hold hands and scream, not very convincingly and run the length of the street because the tongue the of bush flowing down the hill touches the edge of the street and it may be the hiding place of the boar. Thames the sleepy old town where everybody goes to die, opens a jaundiced eye as everyone becomes an expert. One Oldtimer looks sagely into the distance and declares that a patch of brown on a far hill is the spoor of the said pig. Its not, its a patch of grass grub damage from last autumn but no one says anything because for a moment it makes him feel important.

As I said to a bloke one day who told us the boars of Coromandel would have to go because they competed with kiwi. "Not a chance say I, I said" "Who ever wrote stories about the great kiwi of the Coromandel. Whereas millions of words fill old tomes and stories from the elders around bright campfires tell of the Great Boars of the Coromandel".

While this Boar lives young hunters sleep with a smile on their face and scarred old dogs in their kennels twitch and give high pitched yips as they fight their nocturnal battles with the new legend that the people are calling. The Hospital Boar.

Once upon a time in India... there was a maneater tiger on the prowl and all the hunters were talking about how cunning and vicious it was and how many victims it had claimed, whilst hunkering down further into their comfy chairs and talking about the ones shot when they were younger and who is going to go after it....


Whilst in modern NZ, there's a nasty piggy on the prowl and all the hunters were talking about .................

And the nasty boar got in with my heifers...............bragging rights first pic

now dundee youd best lookat that heifer behind him ,cause shes got that" im gonna lick that big sack"look on her face.
should that happen id suggest the expression on piggies face may well alter very fast!
Given that ,miss pert one with pinkearring may just wanna give him a little space !
perhpas sean or possumtrapper could go up and keep an eye on things-a slug of watties for all parties concerned could help too!