I am be fat (and many might say I am a prick) but I am far from lazy.
If you learn to laugh at yourself, you will never be left unamused.
Well, as meatloaf would say, two out of three ain't bad
it's those deer you see with strange over-grown antlers, likely pumped with steroids, 38-pointers and 48-pointers and shlt, it's so ridiculous, the usual scenario- the podgy (usually) hunter shuffles off the quad-bike on the track down to the shot stag..
usually laying within 40 metres or so .. in the grass.. the deer tame and fat, been fed on crops and hay.. antlers huge and ugly with not a hint of colour.. just whitish.. never been within a mile of the bush..
the live stags looking so dim and slow, likely tranquilized then released from over-night pens to the fenced paddock-land on the day of the hunt.
Worse thing the usual guide/owner/land-baron dudes trying to pretend it's all kosher and normal "nz hunting"
it all is too easy then, mmwwaahaha
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