Thread: Looking for advice, guidance and hunting experience

Hey it is that time again folks and i am in need of filling the freezer, it would appear i have some bludging mates who like venison
Thing is i am a very new hunter and due to this i am likely to be the one on the news being choppered out of a forest (that would be the good ending) so with that in mind i ask for some guidance or assistance.
I am looking for a good bugger who would be keen to take me out for a hunt for some lovely deer, somewhere in the vicinity of Hamilton. Say within 2 hours. i consider myself to be a good and honest bugger that is happy to pitch in.
Now it is not all one sided!
In return for said services i have ample amounts of home brew beer,some of which you can actually drink without going blind. Disclaimer- as i am not a doctor i can not guarantee you not going blind oh and not as good as the green labelled brown bottle stuff. Happy to pitch in and help out where you need it cutting lawns etc.
Without getting picky i am looking for sometime in November if possible and if you could arrange for a deer to be there waiting to be shot i would be so fecking grateful!

Seriously this desk jockey needs to get some bang bang your a dead deer action.

Oh and my lovely wife has given me a new sharp pointy thing that needs to get bloodied.
As always i am sure the replies will be gracious and forthcoming