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    A Good Keen Girl Dougie's Avatar
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    If I end up with girls I think I'll just drown them until I pop out boys....

    (KIDDING, please don't lock me up.)
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    I produce low birth weight boys 6lb's or less ( use to) im not offering my services as they have expired aww fuck up jase

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    Hahaha rein it in, sailor...
    She loves the free fresh wind in her hair; Life without care. She's broke but it's oke; that's why the lady is a tramp.

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    just sayin!!!!!!!!! its a skill set!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neckshot View Post
    I produce low birth weight boys 6lb's or less ( use to) im not offering my services as they have expired aww fuck up jase
    You tangle with the barbed wire fence? Don't answer!

    My old mum wasn't very big and popped out two lots of twins. The last two 7lb6oz and 8lb. They did actually want triplets and the last one was going to be named Dennis. They're not sure where the middle one got to, but I got the next name up on the list.

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    Ive seen little women (freinds) punch out 8 and 9 pounders!!!! and im just scratching my head poor buggers,My missus had three nats and one c sec....her word's "i got of easy".

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    I told the boss it's painless, I never felt a thing! Other than the usual with them being a right pain in the nether regions for quite a few years.

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    im certainly not a beaten man ... just fraid round the edges
    BURN BABY BURN
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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    When I get really old like Rushy and Tahr I hope I am still going strong like they are
    Really old R93? I dont know about Tahr but I plan on living to see in the 22nd Century. I will be 147 when that happens so putting things into that perspective, I am probably far too young currently to join your middle aged club. I have always had this vivid minds eye image that I will die prematurely. Shot through the back of the head by a jealous husband while jumping out of my 40 year old lovers bed room window at the age of 147 just before Christmas 2100. Ha ha ha ha.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neckshot View Post
    Thanks im not catagorised???? young ends at thirty someone intellengenter than me needs to think of group for the 30 to middle aged group................see im unintelegent .ill post that gruop up
    You could call that group "Shavers and Scorers" Neckshot. Past the bum fluff stage but still getting your end away regularly. ha ha ha ha
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Quote Originally Posted by geezejonesy View Post
    but i must admit im in an a very exclusive club ( 3 daughters only) that alone would make any mere mortal male turn grey overnite or go bald
    Amen to that GJ. My daughters are 34, 32 and 14. Think about being sixty and having a teenage daughter coming into heat. Oh and by the way, grey hair is mostly about a zinc deficiency.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    I plan to come over the first week I am home and fill ya full rumbos and whinge about the AB's last showing.
    R93, the Eketahuna High School 2nd fifteen could have played better than the AB's that day.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neckshot View Post
    ive always said my four boys are easier than 3 girls anyday ya poor bastards!
    Having girls might have its challenges but you get to scare the fuck out of the pimply faced teenage boys that come to pick them up for a date. That in itself is a hell of a fun sport.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neckshot View Post
    just sayin!!!!!!!!! its a skill set!
    And worth a fairly hefty stud fee!
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neckshot View Post
    just sayin!!!!!!!!! its a skill set!
    And worth a fairly hefty stud fee!
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

 

 

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