Thread: Reasons why there is going to be more hunting room in the bush for all of us..

According to the rock there was some large percentage of males now in NZ between 18 -28 years of age who cannot

1. Change a flat trye
2. Cook a roast lamb
3. Catch a fish..

Awesome thats one reason theres more room out there for all of us.

Heres number two...



And I m sure this list could grow

Im at the age now were i dnt see the sense in baggy pants,having four boys im a little worried on this issue as to what will be next!

Not too worried re my teenager daughters it's too hot to wear black jeans at the MT Surfie chicks my two the oldest is buying her own board ... healthy
Plus it's very easy for Dad to practise his stalking skills and do a driveby to see the lie of the land when their at the beach

Thats pretty slack not being able to do that stuff

I have seen several examples of the new species in Auckland Happy. Real dumb arses generally. The Police love them as they can't run away all that well.

Originally Posted by Rushy

I have seen several examples of the new species in Auckland Happy. Real dumb arses generally. The Police love them as they can't run away all that well.

Yep they belong to you in Auckland..

Just keep them there ok ??

the urban youf, gotta love em

Know plenty of people who go fishing and can't catch any

And they like vehicles lowered to the point of being totally impractical; so they unlikely to make it to the hunting grounds anyway.

They probably don't know that their fashionable dress sense comes from the American prisons where belts are not allowed hence the crutch around the knee style.
Dropouts most of them. Can't believe some intelligent ones looking like fuckwits yet thinking they look cool

They're all idiots, and look like it too. Only they won't realise that for a long time yet.

Originally Posted by gadgetman

And they like vehicles lowered to the point of being totally impractical; so they unlikely to make it to the hunting grounds anyway.

Ha, speaking of low to the ground...apparently you cant see them that well out the back of a Landcruiser either. A friend of mine 'accidentally' backed right over a lowered boy racers car the other day...only stopped when he spun a rear wheel. Reckoned he contemplated hitting the difflock button too!

Now that is entertainment. You could have sold tickets.

I agree that its pretty slack, but having said that, I think there are a lot of young guys who are keen but have no one to teach them. I helped out on a hunting and fishing camp just before christmas, and we weren't changing tires or cooking roasts, but for the most part these guys were eager to learn things about firearms, hunting, catching and filleting fish, butchering the kill etc but they've never had anyone show them.

Originally Posted by Rushy

The Police love them as they can't run away all that well.

Well they can... they just look like a fucking penguin while they're doing it though

When you get to my age these type of pants are pretty handy for the old sloppy fart!