Thread: Thiefs!

Fuckers. Steal something, lose a hand I say.

Originally Posted by JoshC

Fuckers. Steal something, lose a hand I say.

The number of us with similar views on this forum is quite interesting to see.

Originally Posted by JoshC

Fuckers. Steal something, lose a hand I say.

That's a bit rough mate... how bout lop off a thumb and let them try to steal stuff with only 4 fingers?

Shite @P38 you lost me after the first " said" haha good write up champ

Originally Posted by possummatti

Shite @P38 you lost me after the first " said" haha good write up champ

Hahahahaha.

Yeah there was a couple of said's hidden in there...... hard to spot....... but there just the same.

Cheers
Pete

At the Waihou Hotel several years ago a patron on leaving the premises found a low-life fucking with his ute so dragged him back into the bar, laid him on the floor and stood on his throat and ordered a beer and then used the phone to call the law. If the low-life didn't move he shifted his foot to the chest but if he squirmed at all the boot slid back to the throat. Several patrons gave the low-life a little nudge with their boot as they went past. It was some time before the law finally arrived, while the low-life was still groggy but standing, the ute owner asked the cop if he could have one last word with the low-life, "yeah sure" the cop says and with that the ute owner fed his fist deep into the belly of the little prick...cop was really pissed off as he then had to carry the bastard to the car.

spook ,the behavioural modification aspect of your tale is particularly intriguing, oh and very practical I might add.
reminds me -i live in a cul de sac and a few years ago we had a similar incident.very hot summers night ,and missus unable to sleep glances out bedroom window to see a bunch of lowlifes attemping to jemmy open neighbours truck.Im called on for surveillance as the mandatory call &commentary goes through to boys in blue. two cars&dog wagon arrive and heyho the "so called innocents" are nicked.
So-called-yep dead fucking right -he was sitting in the gutter outside our place until i sidled up and pointed to his screwdriver lying under neighbours truck etc etc. little cunts got a real sickener as mr plod was very interested in my evidence and the wifes.
well to cut a long story short and get to the karma aspect.-the wee arsewipes car was left parked just up from our place.well by the time their scrawny girlfiends(i think it was)arrived to pick it up ,the flashy stereo ,plus new seat covers had gone (plus a dozen cans of piss(hic hic))and a large sign was propped up on the dashboard"this motor belongs to car thieves ,please help yourself". Hmmmm-i cant recall any successful attempts in our street of recent times ,for houses do have eyes

Originally Posted by kotuku

spook ,the behavioural modification aspect of your tale is particularly intriguing, oh and very practical I might add.
reminds me -i live in a cul de sac and a few years ago we had a similar incident.very hot summers night ,and missus unable to sleep glances out bedroom window to see a bunch of lowlifes attemping to jemmy open neighbours truck.Im called on for surveillance as the mandatory call &commentary goes through to boys in blue. two cars&dog wagon arrive and heyho the "so called innocents" are nicked.
So-called-yep dead fucking right -he was sitting in the gutter outside our place until i sidled up and pointed to his screwdriver lying under neighbours truck etc etc. little cunts got a real sickener as mr plod was very interested in my evidence and the wifes.

well to cut a long story short and get to the karma aspect.-the wee arsewipes car was left parked just up from our place.well by the time their scrawny girlfiends(i think it was)arrived to pick it up ,the flashy stereo ,plus new seat covers had gone (plus a dozen cans of piss(hic hic))and a large sign was propped up on the dashboard"this motor belongs to car thieves ,please help yourself". Hmmmm-i cant recall any successful attempts in our street of recent times ,for houses do have eyes

Pure Poetic Justice.

Cheers
Pete

Sad thing is that the feds have a good idea who the culprits are but are not usually in a position to do much about it, really sad in a country like N.Z
Every time I leave my car any where in the bush In the back of my mind I'm hoping its still intact when I get back,, takes the shine off a good day out.

Hey Weatherby,
Set up a warratah under the side of the van, using one of those big springs off a garage door for opening them (about 800mm long) Set a nice battery drill box for a trigger inside with perhaps a LED spot light shining on it for bait. West Auckland parasite trap! If you don't wake up from the howling at least you got a blood trail to track.

The trouble with criminals is if you slap one over the head trying to break into your car at night and take him to the cops, even if he does get charged he is likely to come back with his mates and do much much more than steal your car.

Getting to the point where you will have to shoot them or the fear of retaliation makes doing something not worth it.
It happened when they tried to stop people stealing cattle down South.

The bastards just need to be shot but most law abiding citizens have far to much of a conscience to actually kill someone for just stealing their car.
Shame the justice system shows no sign of getting on top of it.

I have caught a lot of thieves in my day, some have come back for retribution. All I will say is follow the law to the max and push for the hardest conviction , and if they come back, then go again by lawfull means that is.

This thread is ace!

Our neighbours tractor got stolen years ago,these wanks on 'p' crashed their ute and flogged the neighbours tractor.
Drove up the road in the stolen tractor and it was idling on the edge of a cliff when the boys in blue turned up.
Neighbours wife rings us before the blue got there,woke us up at 3am. Next minute her hubby was up here asking how to load the sons pumpaction shotgun.........farkn exciting but scary.

Tractor saved, thief caught and he got a broken collar bone from the butt of the shot gun. No charges were made on the farmer.

Originally Posted by Dundee

Our neighbours tractor got stolen years ago,these wanks on 'p' crashed their ute and flogged the neighbours tractor.
Drove up the road in the stolen tractor and it was idling on the edge of a cliff when the boys in blue turned up.
Neighbours wife rings us before the blue got there,woke us up at 3am. Next minute her hubby was up here asking how to load the sons pumpaction shotgun.........farkn exciting but scary.

Tractor saved, thief caught and he got a broken collar bone from the butt of the shot gun. No charges were made on the farmer.

Happy days