Thread: Tourist and an idiot.

Believe me fellas, the idiot resides in all of us....

My ute has diff locks front and rear, powerful on-board compressor (for those tyre pressure changes), winch, an extra winch rope to connect to the one on the drum in case its not long enough, every strap and shackle imaginable, MaxTrax recovery boards, chains, a spade mounted on the tray............ And every now and then a complete knob behind the wheel.

So when I get stuck and need to be pulled out, as happened famously once (long story that involved me being bombed by a fert spreading plane), then my idiot is bigger than your idiot by farkin’ miles!

Dunno mate, I drove straight into a tussock swamp 18km up the Ohau riverbed, which is a long way from any help.


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Several years ago we had a French exchange student. When given the opportunity for a hunt all he wanted to to do was chase hares. Evidently they were something of a prize target back home.