Mate, the amount of shit you've been given is pretty fair i reckon. Your very first post is asking for spots to fill your HUGE freezer, its literally in the title.
Second, "I'm more of a Commerce guy by day, hunter by weekend and appreciate the company of fairly cultured sorts, but at same time am not a snob, hope that makes sense". I've read this a few times and struggle to sense any sarcasm whatsoever. So now you're just grandstanding and trying to make yourself look smart by saying it was a sarcastic from the start.
Maybe im just a cunt but I dont think we'd get on in the real world. Get out there beat your feet and you'll eventually find what you're looking for.
Or just pay a guide.
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