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  1. 24-12-2015, 06:22 AM #106
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    Brads I won't give you any advice on the rifle to give your customers to use but if these customers bring Sheila's that don't want to follow you and the customer out on the hill then I am available for entertaining them. Nice little weekend side earner .........."I'm just a gigalo and everywhere I go" ...... Three hundy an hour for me worked in to your overall price would enable me to give you 10 percent for the use of your facilities.
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  3. 24-12-2015, 07:22 AM #107
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    Dear Rushy,
    we thank you for your application re man slave received today.

    Unfortunately it falls on me to inform
    you that we will not be considering
    your application

    While it is customary to send out a form letter in cases of such rejection, your application was so strikingly inept, i felt i had to say a couple of words.
    One, you are not welcome to send any future applications to "Brads Farm inc" and secondly I and my assistant are considering therapy after Considerable time Reading your relentless tripe

    Among the areas needing improvement are: Description, character development and dialogue.

    The less said about the love scenes, the better.

    Don't take this personally, all of us feel rejected at one time or another...

    Yours

    Brads
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  4. 24-12-2015, 07:40 AM #108
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    From what I read on here I am suspicious that you lot are working some side deals with Santa. The "after Xmas" b/s posts will make interesting reading I'm sure.

    Incidentally, I hear Maca49 is needing a super duper recoil absorbing pad to prevent flinching developed from overuse of his 0.17 cal
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  5. 24-12-2015, 08:02 AM #109
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    308 or 7 08 suppressed.
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  6. 24-12-2015, 08:40 AM #110
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    7mm rem mag or .270 win if you were a little soft - most hunting on open ground - tikka or sako - suppressed or non
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  7. 24-12-2015, 09:20 AM #111
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    One gun?

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    7mm rem mag or .270 win if you are a LOT GAY - most hunting on open ground - tikka or sako - suppressed or non
    Sorry. Toby made me
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    6.5x55 Howa with Flash stock would be perfect, much like the one owned by a certain member who is no longer with us
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  9. 24-12-2015, 10:28 AM #113
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    Quote Originally Posted by 7mmsaum View Post
    Dear Rushy,
    we thank you for your application re man slave received today.

    Unfortunately it falls on me to inform
    you that we will not be considering
    your application

    While it is customary to send out a form letter in cases of such rejection, your application was so strikingly inept, i felt i had to say a couple of words.
    One, you are not welcome to send any future applications to "Brads Farm inc" and secondly I and my assistant are considering therapy after Considerable time Reading your relentless tripe

    Among the areas needing improvement are: Description, character development and dialogue.

    The less said about the love scenes, the better.

    Don't take this personally, all of us feel rejected at one time or another...

    Yours

    Brads
    Ha ha ha ha I don't know what is making me cackle more. The nature of the rejection without review of my CV or the fact that Brad's has employed you as his PA. I hope he hasn't got you wearing those high heels he brought Gibo.
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  10. 24-12-2015, 10:29 AM #114
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwijames View Post
    Sorry. Toby made me
    He will certainly be smiling.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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  11. 24-12-2015, 11:27 AM #115
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    I'd get a couple of rifles set up and offer a choice.....
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  12. 24-12-2015, 01:19 PM #116
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    Dear "Brads Farm Inc",

    As assistant under-secretary of the Old Farts Association of New Zealand (OFANZ), I am writing to you with regards to a recent application for employment by one of our members.

    Please be aware that we actively and vigorously campaign for the rights of old farts to do whatever the hell they like. As such we take exception to your summary rejection of our member's application.

    As part of a rolling programme of action, old farts of various shapes, sizes and physiques will be deployed on routes that lead to your establishment. I attach a photo of myself demonstrating the form of protest we will be staging...

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    In the words of FPS Russia "have nice day!"

    Regards,
    OFANZ
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  13. 24-12-2015, 01:38 PM #117
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    Exactly. Think we should call a union meeting.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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  14. 06-01-2016, 01:55 PM #118
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    Brads, what did you decide on in the end?

    Cheers
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  15. 06-01-2016, 02:55 PM #119
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    Yeah mate, have decided to keep the Saum, until something else more suited comes along.
    Everyone I've taken out in the last month has had there own guns, of the 8 parties 6 where carrying blasers which is hard to believe, I always try and make them walk further as there guns are the same weight as a concrete post



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  16. 06-01-2016, 02:57 PM #120
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    The saum wins again
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