Hey Digit
I notice that there's a number of club newsletters coming through that ask recipients to participate in your 'email referendum.' How may email have gone away now ? Will be really interesting to see what, if anything, happens.
Had a copy of the latest police 'decree' sent to me yesterday. Now they conjured up a new thing called a "request to add a firearm to an endorsement".
Apparently you make a request for something called a "restricted firearm" to be added to an endorsement. No idea what a restricted firearm is - but they probably refer to a firearm that attracts an an endorsement. There is no mention in the Arms Act of a thing called a restricted firearm.
You can then add up to 12 firearms in a list to an endorsement. Looks like the brains trust at PNHQ still don't understand the (two) decision(s) of the High Court. One endorsement equals one firearm. I suppose the focus on culture change has detracted from a basic understanding of common English language. Or maybe that's just plod-speak confusion. Similar to when you die... which we refer to as "dead" but in plod-speak is "presently deceased."
Then things get interesting because there's a sub-heading which says "applies to take possession of the restricted firearms." So its not clear whether in fact this is a "request to add a firearm to an endorsement".. or an application to take possession of a restricted firearm (whatever the heck a restricted firearm is?) Don't even look at the small title which says "NZ Police Specified Endorsement"... it just gets even more confusing.
They have even included the fantastically stupid question that they seem to want to inject into the fit and proper test: "Firearms are required for (purpose)" ... duh ummm ... shooting perhaps? .. oh hang on, that's right... I want an AR15 to make my morning latte with. I use blanks and fire into a jug to froth the milk.
Worst of all.. apparently this application (what-ever it is for) is subject to police "approval." The discretion to approve (or grant) such an approval is conferred by Parliament under the "Fictitious and Imaginary Wet Dream Anti-gun Police Wish List Act 2013." The new act was passed in secret a few days ago by our new prime-minister, Peter Marshall (taking over from John Key who was last seen being squeezed into a surveillance camera housing at GSCB Headquarters, before being deployed to the Chrisco Mansion.) Unfortunately John was sold off as a state owned asset and is now reconfigured as a full-time spy camera.
There's even a nice little box at the bottom which you can tick, called "QID" This means "Quite intellectually deficient" This box generally ought to be ticked unless there is clear evidence to the contrary.
Here we go again
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