Thread: How to get a stag this roar

Well im taking cam this year so i shud be good to go.... come at me stags!!

Its obviously the ciggie that bought that stag in!!! clearly it was hanging out for a drag

I admire your dedication to the sport 7mmwsm but I think I will pass on that. The sleeping bag would be a bit high after a week.

It certainly seems to help once you have got one and carried. if the wind swirls on ya on the next one it doesn't seem to be much of an issue.

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Originally Posted by 7mmwsm

Try shooting a spiker and skinning the brown stained area around the pizzle, take plenty, and the pizzle and balls. Hang all this gear on your belt, or better still around your neck so the smell really gets into your system. This will eliminate your own scent and make it a lot easier to approach unsuspecting stags. The key is don't take it off until you have finished hunting for the roar, as removing it will allow some of your own scent to seep out and alert the stags you are hunting. You may want to refresh your smell with a new pizzle every week or so.
One thing you will need to ask yourself is, do you want to hunt stags, or do you want to asssociate with people? Because this method will ensure that your circle of associates will not allow you near them. Unless of course they are all weirdos. In which case you may be able to supply them with pizzles (at a price of course) from all the stags you have been slaying.

Have you done it?

If ya know a couple pregnant chicks Toby, get them to urinate over your favorite hunting jacket/top for around a week. Hang dry it, put it in a plastic bag until you need it and the staggys will be traversing mountains and both islands to get too you

Originally Posted by R93

If ya know a couple pregnant chicks Toby, get them to urinate over your favorite hunting jacket/top for around a week. Hang dry it, put it in a plastic bag until you need it and the staggys will be traversing mountains and both islands to get too you

Toby if you get around to giving this a go I would be interested to know the results (assuming of course that you can find a couple of pregnant chicks to be donors in the first place). In fact if you do find some likely prospects then let me know and I will come down to Wairoa as I am keen to witness how you would go about broaching the subject. "Er yeh gidday, I'm Toby. How are ya? You sheila's wanna take a piss on my jacket? Not kinky or nothin its just that R93 said it would drive the stags nuts"

My sister is in labour as we speak. Have you tried R93? talking from experience?

Shit you guys make a man laugh
Toby mate your in hospital that will have a ward full of pregnant chicks somewhere

Its just a piss take Tobs!!! No pun intended I am worried by your silence that you have already sorted a couple donors and ruining a perfectly good jacket

Scent shit is all a gimmick, for idiots that cant hunt and get sucked in to spending more money on shit they can fix themselves. Wearing a stags flap or scent killing your clothes would be as useful as a smoker trying to cover up the fact they smoke with cheap aftershave.
Just remember the basics and things will be fine.
Some stags will be cagey and others would run up a busy Auckland street to get a piece of you. If you can keep them guessing your well ahead of the game.

Toby I do have this mental image of you having a sincere hand-holding quiet moment with your sister as you ask her to pee on your jacket, or even wear it in the birthing suite for you. Don't forget to mention, in passing that it has been scientifically proven, research has shown, statistical evidence favours this etc etc etc.

Please, please make sure someone else is filming this for our continued education (they should stand at a discrete and safe distance). The video tape will also help the surgeons decide which bits go where when 'sis' loses the plot somewhat and has an emotional moment, consequently ripping your head and and arms off. This of course will corrupt the jacket with your blood and gore, thus all your efforts will be wasted.

as the old guy in the Speights ad says; "good on yer mate"

I never even considered it sorry. I was almost thinking about it though.

your silence Toby makes me worry you're scurrying round those hospital corridors as we speak, 'she-wee' in hand, jacket in t'other.

Do remember it's considered bad form to cut catheter lines and collect the bags. The nurses will find you . . . . . .

Originally Posted by R93

Its just a piss take Tobs!!! No pun intended I am worried by your silence that you have already sorted a couple donors and ruining a perfectly good jacket

Scent shit is all a gimmick, for idiots that cant hunt and get sucked in to spending more money on shit they can fix themselves. Wearing a stags flap or scent killing your clothes would be as useful as a smoker trying to cover up the fact they smoke with cheap aftershave.
Just remember the basics and things will be fine.
Some stags will be cagey and others would run up a busy Auckland street to get a piece of you. If you can keep them guessing your well ahead of the game.

We could have milked this a little longer spoil sport.

Me walking around the corridors Hahaaha I am lucky to be seen walking to the shit house.