Thread: How to get a stag this roar

Originally Posted by Toby

I never even considered it sorry. I was almost thinking about it though.

We could hear it thundering up the alley-way of bright ideas that are incredibly entertaining to watch.

Don't disappoint us!

Originally Posted by Rushy

We could have milked this a little longer spoil sport.

I know Rushy! I just got worried in case he was doing exactly what SiB said. He is usually quicker to answer. I didnt want to read on stuff or yahoo that Police are hunting some cunt called R93 for poor advice influencing a young fella and in turn stessing a heap of pregnant women by way of a hunting forum

No walking necessary mate.

You could have tried from your bed - page a nurse, have them bring the preggers Moms to visit you. Simply have a commode chair by your bed for them as they sit to talk to you. Multi-tasking. Very liberated. The moms I'm sure would appreciate your sensitivity and kindness - you gain a multi-scented jacket.

You may end up with enough to sell to either your friendly chinese herbalist or other hunters sucked in by the scent-story!

Here's a deal. You give me your jacket and I'll sort the piss.

Originally Posted by R93

I know Rushy! I just got worried in case he was doing exactly what SiB said. He is usually quicker to answer. I didnt want to read on stuff or yahoo that Police are hunting some cunt called R93 for poor advice influencing a young fella and in turn stessing a heap of pregnant women by way of a hunting forum

Ha ha ha ha. I am cackling away to myself. This thread has made my otherwise crap day somewhat better

Originally Posted by R93

I know Rushy! I just got worried in case he was doing exactly what SiB said. He is usually quicker to answer. I didnt want to read on stuff or yahoo that Police are hunting some cunt called R93 for poor advice influencing a young fella and in turn stessing a heap of pregnant women by way of a hunting forum

Ahh poor misleaded R93, For the cops to hunt you they would first have to *catch* me and before you say "you're in hospital" atm I am disconnected from my pole and can run(*hobble*) away. Should They catch me, you're in the shit.

You don't need jackets Toby!

You can buy little spray bottles - bottle it and package it as "Toby's Secret Scent - make that stag love you".

Trade Me here we come! - I can see little displays at every H&F store - and hunters having a squirt of their lucky 'aftershave' before stepping off into the bush.

Originally Posted by SiB

You don't need jackets Toby!

You can buy little spray bottles - bottle it and package it as "Toby's Secret Scent - make that stag love you".

Trade Me here we come! - I can see little displays at every H&F store - and hunters having a squirt of their lucky 'aftershave' before stepping off into the bush.

Sounds like a plan. Business partners?

So your saying you would roll on me? tsk! tsk! I will have too reconsider the LBFMs I would have sent too your room

LBFM's?

Originally Posted by Toby

LBFM's?

If you are lucky Toby it will mean large blonde female masseuses

Originally Posted by Rushy

If you are lucky Toby it will mean large blonde female masseuses

Co'mon Rushy, you dated one? Or is that your point?

Hahaha just googled it. I dont know if its right but if it is you keep em

Originally Posted by R93

Co'mon Rushy, you dated one? Or is that your point?

I have woken up next to a number that I am sure I never even met so knowing their names was a challenge let alone their occupation. Then again like many old soldiers, there were quite a few that I was absolutely certain about the profession of.

Gotta love SE Asia eh, Rushy? Every young red blooded kiwi male could do with the experience I reckon.