Thread: OK I almost shit myself

Have a read of this.

That first pic is of a group chowing down on a big dead sow. I could hear them talking!
The first one said “It’s what she would have wanted”!
The second one said “I prefer LONG PORK”

Few of the boar that where shot out where I hunted in France.
They will charge both hunters and beaters! That’s the fun of it.
I’d not want to be wounded and be out there after dark.
I know there’s a big pig population around Chernobyl. Now they might get a taste for long pork with the war going on

Originally Posted by LBD

Bet the hair was standing up on the back of your neck...?

Yep it sure was

Originally Posted by Sideshow

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That first pic is of a group chowing down on a big dead sow. I could hear them talking!
The first one said “It’s what she would have wanted”!
The second one said “I prefer LONG PORK”

Few of the boar that where shot out where I hunted in France.
They will charge both hunters and beaters! That’s the fun of it.
I’d not want to be wounded and be out there after dark.
I know there’s a big pig population around Chernobyl. Now they might get a taste for long pork with the war going on

mate...I realise you speaking in jest,but black humour possibly isnt in best taste right now.....
might I SUGGEST ,some timely editing???

Originally Posted by Sideshow

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Have a read of this.

Hah hah. There are some tall tales in that old book. He could really spin a yarn. When it came out many years ago Ken got a real pasting in the reviews. Great pics in it.

Bush pigs are well known to be both crafty & vicious , iv been bitten more than once , especially after dark when the headlights are a bit dim ...be afraid !

Originally Posted by Strummer

Get a load of this boar....

https://youtu.be/HOOR49OmxQ4

He ain't playin'! Yikes

Thanks for posting, this showed evidence pigs will attack and I notice it had plenty of opportunity to use it's flight mode but instead chose to fight.

I checked the credits at the end of the film and nowhere could I find this boar on Walt Disney's pay list so I guess this was real and proves pigs will attack.

Originally Posted by Boaraxa

Bush pigs are well known to be both crafty & vicious , iv been bitten more than once , especially after dark when the headlights are a bit dim ...be afraid !

Yep I agree and that footage that @Strummer posted shows they will attack, I wouldn't want to have that thing come at me in tall scub out at night.

Originally Posted by 7mm Rem Mag

Yep I agree and that footage that @Strummer posted shows they will attack, I wouldn't want to have that thing come at me in tall scub out at night.

I think Boaraxa was talking about a different and quite unique breed.

Years ago my father had about 30 sows.Time to get a couple of mid size baconers for the freezer.Go to the main feeding troughs at feed time.Put the 22 behind the ears of a mid size pig.Bang the pig would roll around a bit till he got knifed.In the mean time my brother and i would be hitting the other sows on the noses as they try to walk in and have a go at dad.They were quiet aggressive so we had to be as well.Next time we just seperated what we wanted to a small pen and did the business.A good bite from one of those big landrace sows and yr leg is fkd.

Most pigs wont attack, just like most sharks, bulls, lions ect


never been by a boar, always by a nutty sow that has suckers or is very pregnant

Originally Posted by Trout

Years ago my father had about 30 sows.Time to get a couple of mid size baconers for the freezer.Go to the main feeding troughs at feed time.Put the 22 behind the ears of a mid size pig.Bang the pig would roll around a bit till he got knifed.In the mean time my brother and i would be hitting the other sows on the noses as they try to walk in and have a go at dad.They were quiet aggressive so we had to be as well.Next time we just seperated what we wanted to a small pen and did the business.A good bite from one of those big landrace sows and yr leg is fkd.

Yip same, but our sows were big saddle backs (As they were out side pigs they had less sunburn and mange problems) those girls stood as tall as your waist and weighed literally as much as a cow. When they started scoffing at you it was time to be very careful not to miss when you gave them a crack on the nose with a batten!.

Used to see some old Bush pigs down the local pub.....bloody hell you would not want to corner one of those!
Really they should bring in round pubs so that this situation wont happen

Originally Posted by Strummer

Get a load of this boar....

https://youtu.be/HOOR49OmxQ4

He ain't playin'! Yikes

That is a special 'Russian attack pig' bred and trained to sneak behind enemy lines and attack the troops at night