speaking of possums I probably should have kept this one [ATTACH]106385[
speaking of possums I probably should have kept this one [ATTACH]106385[
What denotes an expert? Ive killed hundreds if not thousands of the poor wee blighters over the years. Probably far more experienced than the local town vet....
bugger me an aussie blonde!.seriously Ive heard of albino jackos over the years -indeed the largst bugger i ever skinned was 1mtr ears to tip of tail (and last bit of tail was blonde) and fat -fat on him that would make gerry brownlee envious .eventually i had to bury the skin couldnt get that fat off 100% -too many blowflies came callin if it got warm and stink -worse than livin in a street with holy joes callin every day ending in Y. I actually asked a biologist mate about this over a few beers and im inclined to agree this bugger may well have suffered from the possumic equivalent of giantism- did he have aches pains gender issues joint deformity ,was he left wing...dunno a dynapoint 40gm .22 round stopped the verbals before they started! Twas a STIRLING effort are these albinos a gentic deviation or a geneticv throwback -be bloody interesting to find out before theyre all fucked by 1080 weetbix
Nah. An expert would either be a bearded greyshoed closeted news commentator surrounded by theoretical books and selfies, - or- the PR Manager of the MacGillicuddy Serious Party touting for votes wearing a kilt and a couple of dead jackos for a sporran whike singing "Green green its green they say
On the far side of the hill--
Green green, Im goin away
To where the grass is greener still-
Guess where
It is a very long time ago but I think I am correct when I say that the first animals that I saw killed were kittens despatched by a hammer blow to the head and I do not for a moment believe that making an animal wait it agony while you first find and then seek the advice of a so called expert in humane killing would be preferential to killing the animal quickly no matter how ham fisted a go of it you might make of it. Where do these rainbow snowflakes come from?
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