Thread: Toby's day. (By Rushy)

Originally Posted by Rushy

There is a brass plate on the back of the trophy that can be engraved to record the winners details.

It will be slim pickings at 2k

Offhand shots only, with iron sights......Toby sryles

I reckon its a set up boys - everyone knows Rushy's an ex-mortarman and will understand how to lob them in there...LOL

Originally Posted by Carpe Diem

I reckon its a set up boys - everyone knows Rushy's an ex-mortarman and will understand how to lob them in there...LOL

Yeah, will the plate be vertical or horizontal?

Listen here fish breath. The company that made the trophy didn't have a laying shooter to choose. Anyway, the first time I saw Toby shooting gongs he was spotting them standing unsupported.

a figure ,lone and camo clad
stood proud at pearly gates.
A hand reached forth and tolled the bell
a dong was heard afar
and yo a bearded figure walked
As great gate moved ajar

what seek you here
young stranger man ,
Isee youve travelled far

the name is toby fellow ,
From newzealand here Ive came.
no more for me
the mountain thesea and lovely rich fat game.

Ive enjoyed ,the deer ,the thar ,
a big fat mallard duck ,
but the bastard cancer hooked me
and ive run outta luck

Ive left many friends behind ,
a loving family too,
I really did enjoy my time ,
complaints Ive very few

however enough for here iam ,
I'd like to take a look
Take a big fat stag on yonder hill,
a wee trout in the brook
I see you some nice fat ducks ,
and rabbits in your grass ,
Ya know what bloody brads would say, they dont lookgood
after a .270 up the arse.

Isorrow for your lonely plight ,
though your language could improve ,
let me consult the big old boss,
before you make a move

ok then ya bearded one,
go
but hurry up ,
I feel my sap is rising
and me huntin urge is up.
finally just tell him ,
If i cant walk through his halls ,
I'll decorate those pearly gates

WITH A GIANT COCK AND BALLS!
Well there it is folks -its been roamin through my head since tobys departure and ive finally committed it to the forum!

Bloody good on ya.

Ha ha classic, mad but classic

Superb Still laughing...

Well put together kotuku


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its henceforth known as tobys ode
,the scottish version for gadget is wae cock upon yen gate
!the rest of you can do what ya like even add to it if you wish
-its in tobys memory(alright brads did get a mentrion cause i often wondered if in fact they were joined at the hip!)

ive got this vision of gadget decked out in kilt and all at a H&S gathering bellowing this out as he two handed attempts to skittle a pigeon with his butterknife. rushy sitting there oblivious to all as he tries to charm the thistle off the haggis!

Well done kotuku very good.

In fact....that may be the most coherent post of yours I have read

Originally Posted by kotuku

ive got this vision of gadget decked out in kilt and all at a H&S gathering bellowing this out as he two handed attempts to skittle a pigeon with his butterknife. rushy sitting there oblivious to all as he tries to charm the thistle off the haggis!

'ere, 'ave you been talking to @MassiveAttack?

Originally Posted by kotuku

ive got this vision of gadget decked out in kilt and all at a H&S gathering bellowing this out as he two handed attempts to skittle a pigeon with his butterknife. rushy sitting there oblivious to all as he tries to charm the thistle off the haggis!

Now there is a vision to haunt the feint at heart. I've not partaken of the haggis Kotuku even though I have a good jock mate in AndrewH.