Great read Dorkus, 2 more hunts like that and write a book.
I'd buy it, you'd have me in stitches, reminds me of some of Al Lester's writing.
Great read Dorkus, 2 more hunts like that and write a book.
I'd buy it, you'd have me in stitches, reminds me of some of Al Lester's writing.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Look at the size of that salami! So big he's got to sling it
Had me in giggles from start to finish good write up , though slightly intrigued by this naked ritual dance where you holding hands or crossing swords while dancing ?
Cool story. I like your style.Not sure about the naked ritual though.
"I heard Jesus did cocaine on a night out. Eyes wide-open, dialated, but he's fine now. And if his father ever finds out, then he'd probably knock his lights out...
Gets a little messy in heaven "
- Venbee
Looks like a phone, maybe the humble gps does still have a place
Speaking from experience there @Nibblet or just a guess?
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Haha good read man.
Funniest thing Ive read in ages, but it breaks the golden rule what happens on tour stays on tour so thanks for the honesty. Most of us have had similar exploits Im sure.
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