Wasn't a pilot by any chance was he?
It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
Never been offroad, raced, rallied or rolled.
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Was BINGO the name of the farmer or the dog?
It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
Whoops. Just slid on the ride on mower on wet grass - straight into the side of the lean too. $400 for a new upper shroud thank you very much Brandt (John Deere part).
Prick of a design to be fair, the bonnet is made from a polycarbonate cast plastic which in the cold goes brittle as hell. One tap, and it shatters like glass!!! Didn't help that my cheap crappy boot slid forward and hit the forward pedal when I stopped on the side of the lean too - but by then the damage was done.
I looked at getting one in from overseas, much much cheaper but by the time you added freight costs it was dearer than buying from the distributor in NZ.
Be a good idea, except a bit rough on the concrete areas we have to cross...
I'm not actually that pissy about it as the missus dropped a swing on it a few years back and I've glued it up once already. No real loss in all honesty - the only function it serves is a cooling air directing plate and a noise baffle. If it cost me $400 every year to keep the thing going in maintenance for the work it does it's not that expensive. 100+ hours a year at a guess, so it's done almost 2000 hours so far. That's more than it was designed to do, and it's actually so mechanically not that bad a nick. Will keep it going until the transmission shits itself I think (what seems to kill these models).
Intelligence has its limits, but it appears that Stupidity knows no bounds......
Ahhhh - that would make sense. My bonnet is very well locked down, and fits in behind the steering - whatever you call that bit, maybe column housing? Doubt it would catch the air enough to flick up and it hasn't in the past for me, but a good point to raise. I'll make a point of securing it down in future.
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