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    Quote Originally Posted by Munsey View Post

    One of our Czech workers . Using Google Maps to find shortest route to a dance party up in Hanmer . Haha a paper road that lead into the river . Car is a right off. He only just brought it 2 weeks ago .

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    How many Pilsners had he consumed before that one?
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    Last time I asked google maps to navigate anywhere rural (I knew how to get there but wanted to know how far it was) it tried to send me on a 30km+ detour to avoid 5km of gravel road!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GravelBen View Post
    Last time I asked google maps to navigate anywhere rural (I knew how to get there but wanted to know how far it was) it tried to send me on a 30km+ detour to avoid 5km of gravel road!
    It does that for the Lake Lyndon road. Won't give me a route through there

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    no pics but had a ELT in the back of my plane self activate the other day due to an electrical short. happened at 6000 feet so every one from Te Anau to god knows where started looking for the damn thing, couldnt shut it off without being on the ground, didnt even know 100% it was mine untill i landed.

    That horrid feeling though when you see a chopper scanning the Routeburn track at low level while knowing that the issue is either in your plane or the one in front.

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    https://i.stuff.co.nz/national/99301...ar-into-stream

    Yesterday I had to go halfway to Taumuranui because a lady did some unscheduled offroading.

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    Deere having a little nap




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    Quote Originally Posted by JoshC View Post
    Deere having a little nap




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    It's amazing what farmers seem to get away with, I'm picking it had no trailer brakes.
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    That seems all wrong when you look at it. The bale in the calipers I see a lot around here lately but tractors on their side, not so much.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Savage1 View Post
    It's amazing what farmers seem to get away with, I'm picking it had no trailer brakes.
    We are just smarter than the cops

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRADS View Post
    We are just smarter than the cops

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    I used to be a farmer, I know all of your tricks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Savage1 View Post
    I used to be a farmer, I know all of your tricks.
    That is not hard. Brads is only a one trick pony!
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    That is not hard. Brads is only a one trick pony!
    A pony that thinks he's a stallion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Savage1 View Post
    A pony that thinks he's a stallion.
    I heard he hung out at the Ongaonga wharf of a Friday night trying to turn a few tricks. Hasn't made a lot of money out of it for a number of reasons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Savage1 View Post
    A pony that thinks he's a stallion.
    All stallion ask your wife bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRADS View Post
    All stallion ask your wife bro

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    I was wondering where my kids got their good looks from.
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