Thread: Ball Bag Chaffing

This thread is hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing. Thanks guys!

Some ripper ideas and some not so flash ideas

So key point is keep plenty of air round your nuts.

Last night I ordered a couple of pairs of gruts from @Sarvo and a breathable pair of shorts so will give them a crack.

Seems like this problem is quite common is one form or another.

Well you could try my mates cure for crabs many years ago, he dropped his nuts into a can of petrol, got two results, no crabs and replacement skin to play with a few weeks later

3M action cream of vasoline... put shit ton on BEFORE leaving home in morning...... wet warm days are the worst,

Chafing tends to be linked to girth. Bigger fellas are more prone. I get the thigh chafe when I'm packing a few kg more than I should be.

Originally Posted by gimp

Chafing tends to be linked to girth. Bigger fellas are more prone. I get the thigh chafe when I'm packing a few kg more than I should be.

I fit that description....went for a good walk pack on two days fully expected some chafe....good as gold and I sweated like a sweaty thing all the way in and out.
Today at work...fresh showered in morning, ultra high humidity...shorts,,cotton boxers, cotton overalls.....way way less exertion but got arse chafe.
No airflow in overalls in a big tin shed.

I carry strapping tape can use it on your feet if you get hot spots have used it on the inside of my thigh if starting to chaf,worked a treat to keep me walking but bloody painful getting it off

I'm in the same boat as gimp, I only get it when I'm carrying to much weight

@Stag, I have been mulling and contemplating your testicles and may have now the best serious answer and solution.
Kids in nappies are prone to Nappy Rash. They have very thin soft skin and pee in their naps as well, so as bad as it gets.
The Zinc and Castor oil barrier ointment sold for kids is outstanding for nappy rash. I have a part pot of it here and I tried it on cracked hands and it really sticks as well as keeping the skin soft which products like Vaseline dont. They stop chaf but pull oils out of the skin.

Originally Posted by Moa Hunter

@Stag, I have been mulling and contemplating your testicles and may have now the best serious answer and solution.
Kids in nappies are prone to Nappy Rash. They have very thin soft skin and pee in their naps as well, so as bad as it gets.
The Zinc and Castor oil barrier ointment sold for kids is outstanding for nappy rash. I have a part pot of it here and I tried it on cracked hands and it really sticks as well as keeping the skin soft which products like Vaseline dont. They stop chaf but pull oils out of the skin.

.... would be interesting to see how making your ball sack more leathery works - especially when the wife doesn't have to "cure" the skin before she turns it into a purse.........
Actually, that's not funny on reflection.

Originally Posted by Moa Hunter

@Stag, I have been mulling and contemplating your testicles and may have now the best serious answer and solution.
Kids in nappies are prone to Nappy Rash. They have very thin soft skin and pee in their naps as well, so as bad as it gets.
The Zinc and Castor oil barrier ointment sold for kids is outstanding for nappy rash. I have a part pot of it here and I tried it on cracked hands and it really sticks as well as keeping the skin soft which products like Vaseline dont. They stop chaf but pull oils out of the skin.

Extraordinary... you've been mulling and contemplating Stag's balls for two weeks and a day and then decide to pull the oil out of them! This forum grows balls, man.

Originally Posted by outlander

Extraordinary... you've been mulling and contemplating Stag's balls for two weeks and a day and then decide to pull the oil out of them! This forum grows balls, man.

A Squeaky ball gets the oil

Common issue when wading in rivers / flyfishing.

Couple of things sorted it for me:

Boxer style briefs - fishing mate of mine got me onto Falke briefs many years ago - awesome.

Bit of baby power / corn starch at night, and commando - let the boys dry out and breathe

If it all goes horribly wrong - any of the nappy rash / breastfeeding nipple creams - Bepanthen etc.

ask the mrs not to close her hand bag so tight ?

What a rich thread, just keeps giving.

Neat ideas, always carry a bit of runner glide cream and gives a few more kms on the hill.

Night time care with corn starch is a take home.

Surprised I wasn’t told to empty my sack more often to avoid the wrecking ball effect.