Thread: Ball Bag Chaffing

ask the mrs not to close her hand bag so tight ?

Originally Posted by Moa Hunter

@Stag, I have been mulling and contemplating your testicles and may have now the best serious answer and solution.
Kids in nappies are prone to Nappy Rash. They have very thin soft skin and pee in their naps as well, so as bad as it gets.
The Zinc and Castor oil barrier ointment sold for kids is outstanding for nappy rash. I have a part pot of it here and I tried it on cracked hands and it really sticks as well as keeping the skin soft which products like Vaseline dont. They stop chaf but pull oils out of the skin.

Extraordinary... you've been mulling and contemplating Stag's balls for two weeks and a day and then decide to pull the oil out of them! This forum grows balls, man.

Originally Posted by muzza

I was discussing this thread with stuart nash the other day and he said he has never , ever had chafing in that area. I was not even slightly surprised...

"Shrinkage" is a well known side effect of 'roid use

What a rich thread, just keeps giving.

Neat ideas, always carry a bit of runner glide cream and gives a few more kms on the hill.

Night time care with corn starch is a take home.

Surprised I wasn’t told to empty my sack more often to avoid the wrecking ball effect.

Originally Posted by outlander

Extraordinary... you've been mulling and contemplating Stag's balls for two weeks and a day and then decide to pull the oil out of them! This forum grows balls, man.

A Squeaky ball gets the oil

Originally Posted by 7mmwsm

The bit that scared me was Moa implied he has some cream on his hands and is offering a solution.

Anything for the team wsm, dont be scared I will be gentle.

Do a shit tonne of squats. Mrs does them all the time, often in random and in appropriate places, but it's all about maintaining "the gap" and I can only assume it would free up a bit more swinging room when applied to the male anatomy

Originally Posted by 7mmwsm

The bit that scared me was Moa implied he has some cream on his hands and is offering a solution.

Stag better hope his hands aren't all cracked up...

Originally Posted by 7mmwsm

If you must apply "cream" to another mans testicles(or feel free to do it to your own), ensure the tube has Spearmint or Icemint written on it.

If it works for Stag you are next

Originally Posted by muzza

I was discussing this thread with stuart nash the other day and he said he has never , ever had chafing in that area. I was not even slightly surprised...

Did you ever discuss it with "Helen"

Originally Posted by muzza

No doubt she has the biggest set of wedding tackle in the whole labour party - but that isnt saying a lot , to be fair

@Sarvo could spill the beans on the Clarke clan.

Before I run an Ultra or do a big pack walk I smear on the Vaseline, works wonders but definitely best to put it on early.

The 3B chaffing cream doesn't work as well, doesn't seem to last as long.

The problem with vasaline is it gets in your clothes and is hard to get out as it's petroleum based.

Lycra cycling pants under shorts? Just a thought. No experience.

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Originally Posted by muzza

No doubt she has the biggest set of wedding tackle in the whole labour party - but that isnt saying a lot , to be fair

It's saying a lot, for sure. How to wipe that vision from an infantile mind like mine...impossible unfortunately!