Thread: Sh*t dont stick

Originally Posted by Ryan

I recommend this product:

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Steinies to make you poop and cottonelles to clean up the mess. Were you a boy scout Ryan? That smacks of Be Prepared.

Hahaha! Just coincidence

It is, in my opinion, the best toilet paper out there. Thanks to its corduroy-like texture you don't need reams of the stuff to get the job done.

'scruncher or folder'....WTF am i on about?...... i dont give a fuk!!!!!!!!! really, i dont......

but if anybodies interested (?) im a 'folder'......bet your all glad to know that, arnt yer?

Roar just been we shared the hut with another group (to our surprise, they were bloody good guys). One of them a young guy came back at the end of the day with the back of his shirt missing. No Robinson Crusoe for this boy

Originally Posted by Scouser

'scruncher or folder'....WTF am i on about?...... i dont give a fuk!!!!!!!!! really, i dont......

but if anybodies interested (?) im a 'folder'......bet your all glad to know that, arnt yer?

So we now know you are a folder but are you a fronty or a backy Scouser? Ha ha ha ha

Originally Posted by Rushy

So we now know you are a folder but are you a fronty or a backy Scouser? Ha ha ha ha

Ohhh man...not sure exactly what that is, but if i think i know what it means, it depends on what i had the previous night to be honest.....WHY did i join a public forum in the first place!

Originally Posted by Scouser

Ohhh man...not sure exactly what that is, but if i think i know what it means, it depends on what i had the previous night to be honest.....WHY did i join a public forum in the first place!

Ha ha ha ha. Just sorting you out in my mind Scouser. Whilst this is a real off centre subject (and noting that I did not raise it here first) it is somewhat fascinating to watch the reaction when you raise it in public. My observations (purely for the development of your scientific interest) are that men predominently prefer the paper to hang from the front of the roll, the paper to be folded and the wiping to be conducted from the back whereas women predominently prefer the paper to hang from the back of the roll, the paper to be scrunched and the wiping to be conducted from the front (eewww). Anyway I will leave it there but if you ever do raise the courage to broach this subject when everyone in your social circle is pissed then just sit back and watch the hilarity. Oh and if you really want to draw the conversation out then introduce the next factor which is "landing pad or not".

Paper is a luxury not often available in my industry, if the rain doesnt get it the theiving fucken work mates will sniff it out.

Rushy is the "landing pad" the same as the "firemans blanket"?

I taught a couple of kids the "reverso" once... thats just rough

Originally Posted by big_foot

Paper is a luxury not often available in my industry, if the rain doesnt get it the theiving fucken work mates will sniff it out.

Rushy is the "landing pad" the same as the "firemans blanket"?

I taught a couple of kids the "reverso" once... thats just rough

Yip leave a reversy at any un liked peoples houses!!

Originally Posted by Gibo

Yip leave a reversy at any un liked peoples houses!!

Yip, and if you really dont like them follow it up with a dirty sanchez

Originally Posted by big_foot

Rushy is the "landing pad" the same as the "firemans blanket"?

Yep

You guys have lost me .

Always have a hanky in my pocket.
Like if Im wearing clothes i have a hanky , no paper rip hanky in half job done and you still have a half a hanky

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Originally Posted by veitnamcam

You guys have lost me .

Always have a hanky in my pocket.
Like if Im wearing clothes i have a hanky , no paper rip hanky in half job done and you still have a half a hanky

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I haven't carried one of them since I was a kid VC. Never saw the point of carrying a used hanky around like it was gold.

Originally Posted by veitnamcam

You guys have lost me .

Always have a hanky in my pocket.
Like if Im wearing clothes i have a hanky , no paper rip hanky in half job done and you still have a half a hanky

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Youve lost me!

Originally Posted by Rushy

Ha ha ha ha. Just sorting you out in my mind Scouser. Whilst this is a real off centre subject (and noting that I did not raise it here first) it is somewhat fascinating to watch the reaction when you raise it in public. My observations (purely for the development of your scientific interest) are that men predominently prefer the paper to hang from the front of the roll, the paper to be folded and the wiping to be conducted from the back whereas women predominently prefer the paper to hang from the back of the roll, the paper to be scrunched and the wiping to be conducted from the front (eewww). Anyway I will leave it there but if you ever do raise the courage to broach this subject when everyone in your social circle is pissed then just sit back and watch the hilarity. Oh and if you really want to draw the conversation out then introduce the next factor which is "landing pad or not".

On the subject on the differences of the sexes, I've heard rumours that when conducting business in a public toilet a female may be known to "catch and lower" to avoid the tell tail splash alerting others in the vicinity to the fact shes laying a dirty big cable!!