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    Its ok to eat roadkill.

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    Should be part of the defensive driving courses how to line up a coon without braking, swerving for a safe hit
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    Quote Originally Posted by lloydcj View Post
    Should be part of the defensive driving courses how to line up a coon without braking, swerving for a safe hit
    Since you would be on the attack it would be offensive driving. But I get your point, more along the lines of long range rather that a short range snap shot.
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    Speaking of roadkill, been having a bit of it lately. Girl child asked what's for tea, evil one replied venison so she says oh, roadkill.

    Backstory, a bloke I know hit two at once a couple of weeks ago, 04:30 I got a bang on the door to go do something with them
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    There's a Truck stop in Turangi truck drivers refer to as Road kill cafe .Doesn't say a lot for the food really .
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    name and shame the member, report him to admin, get his suspendid for a few days

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    Always go for them myself, nearly crashed once, but it hasnt put me off.....evil little bastards.....better dead
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    Have already fessed, Im being flagulated right now by the Leather Nun with a possum tail whip. im sooo sorry .

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    Quote Originally Posted by headcase View Post
    Have already fessed, Im being flagulated right now by the Leather Nun with a possum tail whip. im sooo sorry .
    hmmmm if its that good i might try that myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouser View Post
    hmmmm if its that good i might try that myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Settle down Scouser, settle down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tussock View Post
    You can get them from Headcases furry flagellation and organic tree friendly non chafing restraint emporium.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tussock View Post
    You can get them from Headcases furry flagellation and organic tree friendly non chafing restraint emporium.
    I brought shares in that company when it was first listed. Have had over a million in dividends in the last 15 years. Ha ha ha ha
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
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    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tussock View Post
    You can get them from Headcases furry flagellation and organic tree friendly non chafing restraint emporium.
    hmmmm....chaffing....use 3B for that....'Between the breasts, buttocks and bollocks'....great after a sweaty session in/on the 'bush'.......
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