Thread: Geese and swan

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unfortunately the CCC is driven by customer demanded ecological ideation.this is a new problem -fuck no -its been going on since pre earthquake times.Ispoke to a work colleague recently who has a mob of 50-60 sitting in the avon river opposite his place .offered me beers ,a deck chair and space on his front lawn if id bring the .22 over and teach em to stop crapping on his grass verge .very bloody tempting that i tell you. iwas also tod by DOC officials ,suppressed .22s were used to clean out bottle lake at burwood which was infested with Canadas!
Anyhow ,take heart -the CCC has formed a committee to decide on a course of action(read a ratepayer funded bloody great talk fest by local body officials who assume theyre important).I think her worship comrade lianne should front up in her socialist red bikini with camo hip waders and prowl the area ,giving all those errant birds a homily on what theyre doing wrong.
why -cause polis talk as much shit as geese fire out ,if not more!

Well - this is how all that sh*t gets started - six on the water today

now T/O thats gonna be six prime eaters if ever i saw em .ho in when the times right -lashings of onions gray and mashed spud ,with plumpyoung goose breast -cripes a man could fart well on that.

i doubt the geese swan and other waterfowl combined could match the shite spouting capabilities of stuffed sewage infrastructure and councill sub committee inspired crap talking.
you can probaly set you watch by ecans band wagon climbing

Only five prime eaters now Kotuku - but they look to be doing well along with another pair and their four young - also living with a pair of Parries and their three young

well i was cruisin out that way yesterday and the bromley poo ponds had waves ya could surf on .out &about 3-4old swans all of who seemed to be makin tough going of it!mongrel easterly was colder than an anacondas grin., but i did pick me up some more warm camo gear .
was gonna take the binos to look for her worship, the mayor comrade lianne in striking red socialist bikini with russian tigerstripe camo thigh waders ,but (un)lucky for me i forgot em!Imagine the size of the goosebumps through binos let alone the puppies!!!!!

all good tucker providing ya nurture them fella.Me old dad used to reckon a plumpflapper parrie was the best eatin of all.actually these parent geese dont look that old either.

We have a lonesome goose that must be 20 years plus living in our creek. Bet that bastard would be as tuff as old boots.

ya could be right dundee.if those bloody strainer post eels you keep showin us are givin him a wide birth .

I guess if CIAL read that article, they might want to consider if their money has been well spent.............

Send them this way, I love Canada goose meat, I rate it better than Venison and that's saying something.

Seen the first four canadian geese in the local district tonight ever. Apart from the lonesome one that lives at the creek have never seen them in the wild before. Good times too come I hope. Seen a few on the town settling ponds last year but seeing them this close to home rocks!

Did have to stop the vehicle on the way to town again tonight as daisy duck and her followers crossed the road.

Im reliably informed that the lakeland subdivision park pond in hallswell has more geese on it than arses and hangers on in a kardashian movie.
probably a bloody sight more useful too.
Gsp follower -temptation suggests an undercover visit with "widow maker" eh what

Branta canadensis urbanisus.

I always thought that after a city was destroyed it would become inhabited by zombies. After having lived though it I now realise they are inhabited by gooses.