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    Quote Originally Posted by BRADS View Post
    You do realise the water tests are done at oringi a


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    We just have to keep the filthy sheep and bull farmers stock out of the water
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    Quote Originally Posted by BRADS View Post
    Are you drinking brown bombers?


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    I would expect not. VC is a man of discerning taste.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    The secret is out!!
    The secret being? Drink a very ordinary beer and you can fish well?
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
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    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dundee View Post
    We just have to keep the filthy sheep and bull farmers stock out of the water
    Or stop Lion Brown drinkers from pissing in it. It has been scientifically proven that the urine produced from drinking one can of Lion Brown is far more toxic and damaging to a river's ecosystem that the combined effluent of 5000 stock units pissing and shitting in it for a month.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
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    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Or stop Lion Brown drinkers from pissing in it. It has been scientifically proven that the urine produced from drinking one can of Lion Brown is far more toxic and damaging to a river's ecosystem that the combined effluent of 5000 stock units pissing and shitting in it for a month.
    Your theory may be flawed it seems to be grow great trout tho...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    The secret being? Drink a very ordinary beer and you can fish well?


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    Certainly grows solid trout
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    P38, BRADS, mrs dundee and 1 others like this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dundee View Post
    Certainly grows solid trout
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    That's all the nitrate you cow cockys leach into the waterways


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    Quote Originally Posted by BRADS View Post
    That's all the nitrate and "Growth Hormones" you cow cockys leach into the waterways


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    There ......... fixed it for you @BRADS

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    Well I must of missed out on the growth hormones
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dundee View Post
    Well I must of missed out on the growth hormones
    Did you drink any of the river water down stream from your place?

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    Quote Originally Posted by P38 View Post
    Did you drink any of the river water down stream from your place?

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    Fark that!
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    Three spinning rods heading out now.Watch this space
    "Thats not a knife, this is a knife"
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    Bought home a few today. Smoke up a couple for mates and me and old man.
    9lb Brownie as well.
    Landed over 70 for the afternoon between us three.
    Dan M

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    Good stuff.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

 

 

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