Thread: Fishing the ahh bugger moments .....

After putting a thick gauge assist hook through my knuckle on a trip and having to do the old `out the same way` trick, I now carry a small pair of bolt croppers

Bolt cutters surely Pengy? The committee has noted you misuse of the word croppers.

Always been croppers where I come from, and as we invented the language, that must be correct

Originally Posted by Pengy

Always been croppers where I come from, and as we invented the language, that must be correct

I can think why a man would need to cut a bolt but I have no idea why anyone would want to crop one. Besides just because you pommie buggers invented the language doesn't mean you can speak it. Have you ever listened to a room full of poms? The noise is like a motor with a flogged out piston at high revs.

Cutting bait went throw the off cut over the side.....chucked the knife instead

Over Easter, when cutting bait, I cut me instead, Twas a very old and dirty knife, how the cut didn't get crook is a miracle or good field dressing.

Got called out to the Landing restaurant some years ago to a fisher man who had put a fly hook into his arm. What a sook. I turned up and here is our hero sitting on the outside deck having a medicinal drink waiting for me to turn up. I had a looksee, and really it was only a trout hook, the way he was performing in front of his wife and bystanders you would think he had taken one for his country man. Anyway I'm pretending to just be looking at it when I asked him which was his car, as he turned to point it out, flip with the pliers and out she came, you bastard was all he said, no bloody thank you or an offer of koha.

Originally Posted by veitnamcam

Try this next time if you can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HbBqJ5JqHs

My helper made this look a lot more difficult than it is

It must have been you I seen in a swingers club years ago.

Swinging from the rafters with hooks thru your nipples and shit, ya sick puppy.😆

As for what I was doing in a swingers club, let's just say I took a wrong turn looking for the barracks after a nite out in a strange country😆

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Originally Posted by R93

It must have been you I seen in a swingers club years ago.

Swinging from the rafters with hooks thru your nipples and shit, ya sick puppy.😆

As for what I was doing in a swingers club, let's just say I took a wrong turn looking for the barracks after a nite out in a strange country😆

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I remember that.....you only put 5 bucks in my gstring ya tightwad.

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Originally Posted by veitnamcam

I remember that.....you only put 5 bucks in my gstring ya tightwad.

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Well played VC. And your retort R93?

Originally Posted by veitnamcam

I remember that.....you only put 5 bucks in my gstring ya tightwad.

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They don't have $1 and $2 notes any more.
Couldn't put coins in your purse because it looked a lot like a scrotum, only smaller😆

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Ha ha ha fuck ya just sharted

Originally Posted by R93

They don't have $1 and $2 notes any more.
Couldn't put coins in your purse because it looked a lot like a scrotum, only smaller��

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Classic Louis L'Amour character (Edge) reply.

Originally Posted by Gibo

Ha ha ha fuck ya just sharted

I sneeze farted on the hill last week.
Glad I didn't do it in PNG while at work.

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Originally Posted by R93

I sneeze farted on the hill last week.
Glad I didn't do it in PNG while at work.

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I am sure @sneeze did not enjoy that at all or was he teaching you?