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    How not to be invited again....

    So, what are peoples rules/piss off points, when you invite someone out for a fish, that either leads to a chat or just not inviting them again?


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    By the way, this is meant as a "if you are invited, please do this or not" type of thread. Trying to make the fishing better for all.
    Please excuse spelling, as finger speed is sometimes behind brain spped........ Or maybe the other wayy.....

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    If someone brings ungutted butterfish back to my boat (spearfishing), they get one warning. After that, no more invites.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorkus View Post
    If someone brings ungutted butterfish back to my boat (spearfishing), they get one warning. After that, no more invites.
    ???? stinky ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gonetropo View Post
    ???? stinky ?
    They shit all over the place when they're dead
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan_Songhurst View Post
    They shit all over the place when they're dead
    Yep, guts go everywhere out their arse holes. Their shit sticks like super glue
    "I heard Jesus did cocaine on a night out. Eyes wide-open, dialated, but he's fine now. And if his father ever finds out, then he'd probably knock his lights out...
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    Sooo many reasons,don't know where to start,

    Most out there twat requested that we only fish for an hour so that he could be back on shore,so he can be at an appointment with his accountant,
    announced this just as we set of from boat ramp in boat. FOUGHT EVERY URGE IN MY BODY NOT TO HAVE A SHIT FIT. Arrrgh
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    wont help out with the cleaning of fish
    wont eat fish
    changes hook/bait lure every ten minutes
    goes back and slaughters the spot...kills everything caught, regardless of size of condition
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    Bring bananas on boat ( ment to be baad luck)
    doesnt help clean boat and gear after finishing fishing ,
    Not helping out paying for gas for boat.

    Just a few i can think of at the moment.
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    My favourites are not offering to help clean the boat and not sharing "their" part of the catch if I caught F all.
    We all want to kick back and relax after a day out on the water but as you guys will know, there is a heap of work left to do before you can put the boat away and the fish in the fridge or oven.
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    I get seasick very easilly, so am trying to edumacate myself to politely decline invitations
    Last thing I want is to ruin a trip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pengy View Post
    I get seasick very easilly, so am trying to edumacate myself to politely decline invitations
    Last thing I want is to ruin a trip
    me too, I get sea sick just standing on the beach sad really as I love seafood.
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    Me too Pengy. Have you tried taking sealegs ? helps me.
    Great time to find out you get seasick, after you buy a boat
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    Quote Originally Posted by rugerman View Post
    Me too Pengy. Have you tried taking sealegs ? helps me.
    Great time to find out you get seasick, after you buy a boat
    Travacalm is the only surefire seasick pill imo. Also, NEVER eat a sausage and egg mc'muffin on the way to the boat ramp. Dont ask...
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    lol I don't even need to eat mate. Went out from Wanganui a couple of years back with a 3m swell running and I think it was a mix of the swell and chop and a serious dose of adrenaline. I was power chucking water like a champ.

    Quote Originally Posted by T.FOYE View Post
    Travacalm is the only surefire seasick pill imo. Also, NEVER eat a sausage and egg mc'muffin on the way to the boat ramp. Dont ask...
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    I only took people who I knew would be good company, could drive a boat, back a trailer and bait their own hooks and generally be self sufficient.
    Cleaning the boat etc was a job I prefered to do myself
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