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    Iv had a few whoopsies with knives over the years too stingray.

    Most recent was trying to separate some frozen venison patties with the old mans barby mate, he had sharpened up one edge like a knife.
    Ended up slicing a big wedge of meat down into the knuckle where the thumb meets the hand
    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    Iv had a few whoopsies with knives over the years too stingray.

    Most recent was trying to separate some frozen venison patties with the old mans barby mate, he had sharpened up one edge like a knife.
    Ended up slicing a big wedge of meat down into the knuckle where the thumb meets the hand
    Ouch that had to hurt.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    Here it is.

    How to remove a fish hook from your arm and other places - YouTube

    Doris wasn't keen to be involved at all.

    It was a brand new hook and I gave it a squirt of electra clean, its actually quite tough to insert...its not the point, that goes in a piece of piss its expanding the hole over the shaft and barb.
    maybe if it was wet or lubed with olive oil or something?
    Mate you are the epitome of a good Kiwi bloke. Money where your mouth is right there VC. Well done.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
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    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Hey VC reckon you'll need a tow rope for this one ......Name:  image.jpg
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    Nil durum volenti !!

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    Ha ha ha ha hacksaw anyone?
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
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    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Quote Originally Posted by stingray View Post
    Hey VC reckon you'll need a tow rope for this one ......Attachment 19304
    Yea I recon best method of removal there would be

    1 push button on eperib.
    2 wait for evac
    3 watch the doctor cut the end off and push threw under anesthetic.
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    On second look its not a fat gut its a buttocks!
    Pull it out ya pussy!
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    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

    308Win One chambering to rule them all.

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    Ferkn mad!!!
    "Thats not a knife, this is a knife"
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    CFD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dundee View Post
    Ferkn mad!!!
    yeah the lot of you, especially veitnamcam. Still what can ya say, manned up.
    "ars longa, vita brevis"

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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    On second look its not a fat gut its a buttocks!
    Pull it out ya pussy!
    Yeh it is only going to leave a couple of holes in your arse and you have had one of those for years so what does it matter?
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
    Rule 5: Check your firing zone
    Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

 

 

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