Thread: Edwards hut fuckwits Saturday night.

Originally Posted by ilikepie

but this is not a good measure of toughness, as giant squid are better with crew-served weapons due to their size and appendages, if you had won said knife fight against an oversized, enraged cuttlefish, this would project the appropriate amount of toughness...

that said, pissing on people while they sleep..? surprised they didn't get stabbed. ass clowns.

You are clearly under estimating my intense hardness.

I left out the bit about winning the knife fight against the squid taking place at 50 fathoms because I didnt want to sound like I was blowing my own trumpet. How do you think I got down that far sunshine? On the back of an Orca that just lost a swimming contest against me, thats how.

Feral behaviour and pretty messed up.
I take it there are shared huts on DOC land for hunters. That's something for everyone look after it.
It only takes one person to fuck it up and spoil the party.

Either these twits are scared of the dark or are scared to get their Weiner's out under lights. Pathetic

Originally Posted by norsk

You are clearly under estimating my intense hardness.

I left out the bit about winning the knife fight against the squid taking place at 50 fathoms because I didnt want to sound like I was blowing my own trumpet. How do you think I got down that far sunshine? On the back of an Orca that just lost a swimming contest against me, thats how.

that's ridiculous, everyone knows that trumpets won't play underwater, the valves jam from the viscosity of the phytoplankton below 20 fathoms

Guys got issues if he’s pissing on people in there sleep. That’s some weird behaviour just blows my mind some muppet could do something like that. I just don’t have words for it

@257weatherby when he finds the cunt

Originally Posted by Mr300WSM

Guys got issues if he’s pissing on people in there sleep. That’s some weird behaviour just blows my mind some muppet could do something like that. I just don’t have words for it

He may have firetrucked top bunk lol

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Originally Posted by 257weatherby

Your mate was right to do so, maybe a little overzealous, but for some there is only one way to get the point. Booze, happy cabbage (and now meth) and guns just doesn't work.

Sometimes the old ways really are the best.

"happy cabbage" classic! Never heard that one before.
I agree, weather hitting the kid was the right move or not, the kid asked for it.

What are you all talking about??

https://www.odt.co.nz/news/national/...s-guests-slept

So it doesn’t look like it was hunters! Just to be clear. Really as side before let it go.

Originally Posted by 40mm

"happy cabbage" classic! Never heard that one before.

Electric Puha?

Te Puke Thunder

Originally Posted by ilikepie

that's ridiculous, everyone knows that trumpets won't play underwater, the valves jam from the viscosity of the phytoplankton below 20 fathoms

Easy to tell who isn't enough of a blow hard.

Bloody trampers eh.
I think we need a tramper licensing system. Pages of background checks and paper work asking question like:
“would you piss on someone on the top bunk?”
“What about the bottom bunk?”
“what if they were on fire?”
“would you wank on endlessly about your membership for forest and bird all night?”
“Do you feel morally superior to other backcountry user groups?”
“Will you trigger your epirb if you run out of couscous?”
“Would you use all the hut firewood and not replace any?”
and a waiting time for the license of 1 year plus. Also endless articles in the media pointing out every possible negative thing a tramper might do, public safety must come first, we don’t want these people being trusted.

It's a vaccine side effect. We the unvaccinated are not allowed to cross the door step of Doc huts