Thread: Edwards hut fuckwits Saturday night.

Bloody trampers eh.
I think we need a tramper licensing system. Pages of background checks and paper work asking question like:
“would you piss on someone on the top bunk?”
“What about the bottom bunk?”
“what if they were on fire?”
“would you wank on endlessly about your membership for forest and bird all night?”
“Do you feel morally superior to other backcountry user groups?”
“Will you trigger your epirb if you run out of couscous?”
“Would you use all the hut firewood and not replace any?”
and a waiting time for the license of 1 year plus. Also endless articles in the media pointing out every possible negative thing a tramper might do, public safety must come first, we don’t want these people being trusted.